Twitch Clips - Blog Posts
The risk was calculated, but MAN am I bad at math!
This Pokemon stream has definitely been quite the adventure. With me not knowing much Pokemon alongside my innate wanderlust, it's a wonder I haven't been knocked out more than once during my gameplay.
Take a wild guess as to which Zelda enemy I hate the most XD
This probably has to be one of my most infamous moments in my streaming history. It never matters what game it is, redeads are AWFUL!
It’s one thing that I’m accident-prone IRL. It’s another thing when I’m accident prone in-game, too. I wish I could say that this is the only time something like this has happened, but... it’s not XD
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Nothing is more hilarious than accidentally running into a glitch live on-stream! xD A funny BOTW glitch we all encountered at the stables! Featuring my old stream layout.
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UHHH HELLO???
Girlfriend Moment - ElasticDroid x Reader
Summary: You bring him whataburger, clip inspo (link at the bottom)
TW: Established relationship, kisses, lmk if i missed anything
“Chat, my girlfriend is gonna bring me Whataburger, so when she comes in don't make it such a big deal, okay?” Droid warns his chat with my presence even though I'm just down stairs unpacking his order.
As I made my way up the stairs, the aroma of melted cheese and perfectly seasoned fries wafted through the air, a tantalizing preview of the flavorful feast that awaited us. Droid, engrossed in a video game, barely turned his head as I entered the room, but I knew he was eagerly anticipating the treasure I was carrying.
“Hey, I’m here with the goods!” I proclaimed, a grin spreading across my face as I delivered the plate first, setting it down carefully on the desk. “Your burger is ready to rock!”
Droid’s eyes lit up as he glanced at the plate, confirming that I had indeed brought him his favorite order. “Thanks! You’re a lifesaver!” He managed to mutter, still focused on the game, as I placed the drink next to him and handed him the straw with a flourish.
I tried to pull back my hand, he grabbed it with a gentle force. He brought my left hand to his lips and kissed my knuckles while all on stream. “Thank you baby.” he whispered but the mic still picked it up.
I clapped my hands and bent down into the camera frame, where chat could see my reaction, I bit my lip while resting my hands on my thighs for a second. I bounced back up and started walking out of his office with my hands up, “I just won in life.” I shut his door, with a small slam on accident.
Boyfriend moment - Twitch
Deep in Your- Pezzy x F!Reader
Summary: Out of context clip from chat- Link at the bottom of the short story
TW: female pronouns, established relationship, cursing, use of "orgasm" word, use of "Fat girl moments" if i missed anything lmk <3
“Guys, if you didn't know already my girlfriend is a big back.” Pezzy commented
“HEY! Now, there is nothing wrong with eating good food. I work it off in the gym with Grizzy and my job has a lot of stairs I gotta climb.” I snapped back at him with my arms crossed with a pouty lip as he laughed at me being slightly offended
“Baby, I know, I know.” Pezzy tried to console me as I was pouting beside him.
“Mhm sure anyway chat, the people in texas, have y’all tried the new- um, oh god what was it called? The new dish at Potente, anyway I don't remember what it was called.” I stumbled through my memory of the name.
“It was a big ass bowl of pasta. Hold up, let me look at the picture, yes chat, I took a picture of their menu.” I said while giving the camera a side eye, answering a question that was probably gonna get asked.
“See guys, this is what I mean!” Pezzy pointed out
I held up my left pointer finger to his lips to shush him, calling me out for doing fat girl moments, like Grizzy fat moments. I kept scrolling while Pezzy kept talking to chat, until I found my picture of the menu.
“OH, I found it! The dish is called AGNOLOTTI. It is made with jumbo lump blue crab, fire roasted artichoke, fennel bulb and vermentino bianco.” I exclaimed happily to Pezzy and chat.
“Peeps, when I tell you this dish was so good that I ordered two, I’m not fucking joking. It was like an orgasm in my mouth and deep in my stomach.” I explained to chat since Pezzy knew I brought leftovers home when I got back.
“Guys do you like it deep up in your stomach?” Pezzy blurted out his questions without hesitation. Once he realized what he said out loud, his smile started growing like the Grinch's heart. He started laughing and leaning to the right laying his head on his desk while I looked at him as if he was crazy. I chuckled, shaking my head, with him but kept looking at the menu picture wanting to go back.
I manhandled the mic over to my side of the desk and looked directly into the camera, as Pezzy was still laughing his head off.
“Yes, baby I love it deep in my stomach.” I answered his question. I changed my gaze towards Pezzy and he was slightly shocked. When his brain clicked, I took the mic, he snatched it back. After he got his microphone situated, he looked at me as if I had two heads with what I said. I shrugged my shoulders wearing an innocent look on my face.
“Babe, you didn't have to announce that in front of- wait how many people do i have in this stream?” Pezzy questioned, scrambling to see how many viewers he has.
“BABE! There’s over three thousand people here!” he yelled at me but in shock
“No one needs to know our sex life.” He commented to me
“Who said anything about our sex life?” I questioned innocently
“I was talking about the food from the restaurant being all in my guts.” I said in a funny voice, wiggling my eyebrows.
“Oh my god, you're unbelievable.” he shook his head.
“I love you babe.” I leaned over to his right ear and kissed his cheek.
you dont get context for this now get cucked - Twitch
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More Nut in my Butt - Pezzy
Summary: Out of Context Twitch Clip- Link at the bottom of the short story
TW: Established relationship, cursing, sexual innuendo, lmk if I missed anything <3
“Sorry guys, I was texting Bella to bring me the rest of the Nutter Butters/. I am in a snacky mood right now” He explained to chat.
*Knock Knock*
“Come on in Bells.” Pezzy yelled over his shoulder.
“Hiii, babes, here's your nutters you wanted. By the way, do you care if I hang out here til they are done cooking in the kitchen?” I questioned Pezzy and slightly towards chat.
“Thank you bells, and yeah we are still in our yapping session part of the stream. Did you want to join or lay in the background?” Pezzy invited Bells.
“Would it be okay if I lay in the background and throw my two cents in here and there?” Bells quizzed him while looking at the monitor
“Yeah babe that's fine, thank you again.” Pezzy gratefully thanked Bella. Then Bella was walking towards his couch to lay down, she took her hair down so she lay down comfortably.
*”OMG, did she really give him the regular Nutter Butters?”* Pezzy read out a comment from a random chatter. Pezzy raised up the package to show the camera.
“No Double Nutty, look they made it with double nuts. So now it has more nuts in it.” Pezzy put down the package back in his lap or on his desk.
“It's pretty sick, I love more Nutt in my butt.” Pezzy said with no thought no filter, once it registered in his head, his smile grew wide, he started laughing and leaning to the left out of frame looking at Bella laying on the couch.
Once it registered in Bellas head that her boyfriend said that, she started cackling and growing red like a cherry due to the lack of oxygen. She couldn't control herself and balance on the couch so ended up on the floor which made Pezzy and herself laughing harder. They both started crying on how much they were laughing.
“What did I just say?” Pezzy was gasping for air while trying to get over his digital footprint being more tainted.
“I mean babe, you could have just asked me in private not on stream.” Bella choked out in between her laughs and wheezes.
“Shut the fuck up, bells!” Pezzy exclaimed and started cackling. Pezzy fell out of his chair laying with Bella on the floor laughing.
I do NOT own the banner/divider, The artwork belongs to the artist which has been linked. Nor do I own Pezzy or any of his content that is all him and his work.