Twitter Apocalypse - Blog Posts

the fact that i’m not on twitter but these posts are keeping me up to date is just amazing 😂

starting a collection

no way this is real life anymore 😭😭😭

truth is stranger than fiction

this post is for all the tumblr users like me who left the safe haven of the motherland, tempted by the glamor of the big city (twitter) and are now realizing just how foolish you once were

hahahaha you dumb fucking bitch welcome back

did it hurt? to feel your soul dying in your chest as the glimpses of your dreams of fame and stardom dissipated like fog? now that you've disavowed your former home, you expect to be welcomed back with open arms? to see all the notes from people you never knew were there, praising you? missing you? for shame, homewrecker. Welcome home, cheater...... anyways nice art babe you should really open up commissions <3