ever since señor muskrat took over twitter, I’ve made a habit of checking #twitter each day to see if it’s gotten worse, and somehow the answer is always yes.
I asked my mom if a drawing of a minor in a sexual position still counts as pedophilia and she said yes.
People on twitter are gonna get ✨pissy✨!!
200409 @OfficialMonstaX Twitter Update
[#기현] 몬베베들!!! 다들 오에스티 들어보셨나요!! 진짜 오랜만에 오에스티불러서 저도 기분 좋아요ㅎㅎ 다시,봄 많이 들어주시고 드라마도 많이 사랑해주세요!!!! #다시봄
[#KIHYUN] Monbebe!!! Have you all heard the OST!! It’s really been a long time since I sang an OST so I also feel really good about it ㅎㅎ Please listen to 다시, 봄 (Again Spring) and watch the drama a lot!!!! #AgainSpring
trans: princeyooki
“Is Tumblr Dead-?”
We’re about to outlive Twitter, bitch.
Record it.
average twitter moment
drunk taylor we ❤️ you
“i can see you” belongs to gays and gays only
what was bigger renaissance or taylor swift playing ivy, call it what you want AND i miss you, im sorry with gracie abrams IN ONE NIGHT
five minutes back into tumblr and some bot alr reached out to help and my mental help wow
use of this tweet inspired by this post :)
link to original post (by@ribbed-vault-heart) here :)
they really saw the pacifist monk and said this right here is a pure blooded patriotic citizen of the united states of america. somebody get this twelve year old the strongest machine gun we've GOT.
i'm CRYING i went to this twitter kataang cosplay post (https://x.com/alliumhater/status/1775567766998683650) and look at what i found in the replies😭
atla twitter cracks me up you guys are so so funny this had me on the floor laughing for like a full minute
THIS. ^
Sorry, I'm just baffled at the same thought of this anonymous person and it kinda hurts me.. Since.. Well.. I'm 4'9-- mind you I am a young adult-- and don't seem to be growing anymore (I've been 4'9 since 5th grade tough). :')
Am I going to be deemed as a child for the rest of my life because of my height?
Do people on twitter don't realize short adults exist👁👁
LITERALLY LIKE I HAVENT GROWN AT ALL SINCE 8TH GRADE AND IM GONNA BE IN MY 2ND YEAR OF COLLEGE SOON 😭😭