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Incorrect Quotes Part: 2!
(using the Incorrect Quotes generator)
Savannaclaw!
(ft: Idia/Malleus, MC, Cheka, & Farena)
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(Dorm dinnertimes.)
Ruggie: Jack, can you pass the salt?
Jack: Throws Leona across the table
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(Leona and Jack sitting in jail together)
Jack: So who should we call?
Leona: I’d call Ruggie, but I feel safer in jail
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(during a dorm party)
Leona: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Jack: You’re a hazard to society
Ruggie: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Jack: HELP! I TOLD RUGGIE I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Leona, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
(HC: Leona can cook he just lacks motivation)
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Leona: I told Jack their tail wags when they lie.
Ruggie: Why?
Leona: Look.
Leona: Hey Jack! Do you love us?
Jack, holding their tail: No.
Ruggie:
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Ruggie: You have to apologize to Farena.
Leona: Fine.
Leona: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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(Babysitting...)
Leona: While I’m gone, Cheka, you’re in charge.
Cheka: Yes!!!
Leona, whispering: Ruggie, you’re secretly in charge.
Ruggie: Obviously.
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Leona, probably about like- Idia or Malleus?: They stole from me first!
Jack: Mhm.
Leona: Stole my heart...
Ruggie: It is still illegal to commit murder.
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Leona: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Jack: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Ruggie: Smad.
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Farena: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Leona: You were flirting with (Insert Farena wife name here.)
Farena: So what? Shes my Wife.
Leona: You asked them if they were single.
Farena:
Leona: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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Leona, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Jack: You did WHAT–
Ruggie: William Snakepeare
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Leona, talking about his lack of motivation: Sometimes I even drink milk straight out of the container!
Jack: The cow???
Leona: What?
Ruggie: Jack, W H Y?
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Leona: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Jack: Just rip the bandage off.
Leona: It’s Idia/Malleus.
Ruggie: Put the bandage back on.
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Jack: What time is it?
MC: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
MC: Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune
Leona: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
MC: It’s 2 am
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Cheka, texting Leona: Unca! Help I’m being kidnapped
Leona: Where are you?
Cheka: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Leona: I’ll call Farena.
Farena, answering their phone: Y’ello?
Leona: Where’s Cheka? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Farena: Cheka? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Farena:
Farena: I’ll call you back. hangs up
Farena: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Cheka: WHO ARE YOU?!
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(playing a card game like trial by trolley or something)
Jack: If Ruggie and I were drowning, who would you save?
Leona: You two can’t swim?
Ruggie: It’s a hypothetical question, Leona! who would you save?
Leona: my time and effort.
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Ruggie: We need to get through this locked door. Leona, give me your credit card.
Leona: Here.
Ruggie, pocketing it: Thanks. Jack, kick down the door.
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Authors Note: I didn't know any other love interests besides Malleus and Idia soooo
The old man and his nephew watching something