Twst Jade - Blog Posts

i feel like i've been pretty good at restraining myself in this blog, but that being said..

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ONE CHANCE JUST ONE CHANCE PLEASE HES SO FINE OMG KICKING AND SCREAMING AND CRYING HE LOOKS SO GOOD IM GONNA THROW UP LORD HAVE MERCY PLEASEEE HIS HAIR???!?!?!?!?PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ONE CHANCE IM BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEESSSSS

This is the best thing i have seen all week

Soulja Floyd 🕺

[insp.]

Twistober 2023

18. Octavinelle

Fishy man

This is way more funny when you realize that Eels could change their gender-

Baby MC: Papa!

Azul: ...

Azul: Did this thing just called me "Papa"?

Jade: *chuckles* So it seems.

Baby MC: *looks at Jade* Mama!

Jade: ...

Floyd: BWAHAHAHA!

Jade and Azul: *frowns*

Azul: Look, child. We're not your parents and it's quite impossible in fact.

Baby MC: *shakes their head* No! You Papa! You Mama! *pointing at them*

Azul: Okay... *he's getting pissed*

Azul: Who is this then? *pulling Floyd*

Baby MC: Uncle Floydie!

Azul: ...

Jade: ...

Floyd: ...

Floyd: Oh no.

Riddle: So you're telling me... *tries to stop himself from laughing*... that you and Jade have a child?

Azul: Listen, Riddle. That child knows us and even called Floyd "Uncle Floydie" with no hesitation.

Jade: I don't see why we would be married though. Azul's not even my type.

Floyd: Hey, guys. Check this out. *holding Baby MC upside down*

Baby MC: *giggles*

Azul: Floyd! You little!

Riddle: ...

Riddle: I'll try reporting this to the headmage. For the meantime—pft.

Riddle: Enjoy your family reunion.

LOOK I could go on for HOURS about the Leech twins making cat noises, Im an expert-

THEN BY ALL MEANS GO AHEAD!

The Leech Twins making cat noises is L I F E