Unintelligible Goblin Noises - Blog Posts
Hot girl summer is canceled! Now it's feral possum summer
why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher
Mom says it’s my turn to steal an old tire and roll into the lake and try not to become a forest spirit.
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
You’re simply ABAGS
 Assigned Brenda At Gas Station
So I signed up for a rewards program — I go to this gas station all the time for gas and snacks and their reward program looked worth it for how often I go.
But, inexplicably, the program thinks my name is Brenda.
My name is not Brenda. I don’t even remember any point in the online signup where it asked for my name. But the emails I receive say stuff like “Welcome to rewards, Brenda!” “Brenda, here are promotions for you.”
Who is Brenda
I tire of your pitiful fandoms. The only fandom I will except from now on is shark fandom.
Jessie after dark
I am all three of these dudes at the same time somehow. Either way I'm a little goblin, capable of being a gobbling or maybes a gobbled
the world is a scary place when you are a small and edible thing