wish people would stop talking about me behind my back like I know you mean me even if you are just saying "the entity". Yall ain't subtle about about looking at me through a one way window talking to eachother and taking notes. "The anomaly has absconded" "we must ensure it does not come in contact with civilians at all costs" like stfu
happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other
yeah I have this weird hybrid flight freeze response where when I feel threatened everything around me becomes completely immobilized until I feel better.
what if aquatic animals had Tumblr would that be fucked up or something lmaooo anyways
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πΏ mx-seagrxss Follow
mating season is such a chore. wdym i have to migrate back ten thousand miles just to find some bitches
π thatsalmonboy Follow
outta my way gayboy I'm boutta get it
π thatsalmonboy Follow
i have been transformed into a creature beyond my wildest imaginations
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π£ cardinesan Follow
uhhh was nobody going to talk about how the new update makes the site virtually unusable for crustaceans ???
π pelagic-tragic Follow
honestly even if we tell staff you know they're not going to do anything. crustaceans make up such a small percentage of oceanblr right now that it's going to be impossible to get them to care. the treatment of anyone who isn't a bony fish on this website is atrocious tbh
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π the-midnight-zoom
oh my cod its so dark down here why do i have such piss poor eyesight. if my eyes could open any wider id be doing that but nooo my house in the god damn depths says get fucked. not even my cousin in that one cave has to put up with this wtf
π¦ anglerfished Follow
hey come here for a second
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π¦ a-sinkingsquid Follow
absolutely freaking out right now you frys don't understand ... There's another squid at this whale fall and she's really really cute! I want to talk to her so bad but I'm scared as all hell ... what if she thinks I'm trying to eat her and swims away ? ?
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π girlwhaletail Follow
shipping discourse is sooo pointless like? you argue about ships? β΅ those things that sound really loud & pass by me everyday? π³οΈ whoo whoo?
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π justasnailfish Follow
where is every one ..
This is my first time hearing about Zepotha can someone catch me up
the thing about zepotha is it's literally just the worse goncharov. they WISH they could be goncharov. but instead of making any actual content even if it's just a shitty photoshop edit theyre just going on other people's content and bombarding the comment section with omg you look just like maxine from zepotha!!!
i want to see edits scraped together from five different 80s slasher films, i want to see cosplays, fake movie posters, in depth slideshow analysis videos. COMMIT TO YOUR BIT
for my fellow psychotics who struggle with thinking someone is in their house, a method Iβve found that really works are these guys:
i put them on my front door and anytime it opens they ring. that way if i think someone has broken in or i see someone who isnβt there i can think back to if the bells have rung, and if they havenβt i can assure myself itβs not real. obviously itβs not fool proof, like if you are prone to auditory hallucinations, but it has really helped me calm down in time to avoid major psychotic breaks. itβs a real lifesaver
nonpsychotics encouraged to rb