SG-1 at the Zoo:
Sam: *Reading a map* If we just follow-
Jack: *Bribing a zookeeper to let him pet a tiger*
Daniel: *Accidentally leading a group tour because he started talking*
Teal'c: *Being stalked by a very aggressive goose*
Cam: *Feeding an animal he 100% was not supposed to feed*
Vala: *Already climbing into the penguin exhibit*
Sam: WHERE DID YOU ALL GO?