I experienced a thought the other day whilst listening to music. So heres my opinions on what songs best suit various valorant ships. This is like half vibes based and half lyric based
Yorunix/firewalker (Yoru x Phoenix)
Allies or enemies by the crane wives.
I know they're more rivals than full on enemies HOWEVER consider the dynamic
Nanobomb (Raze x Killjoy)
Sonne by Rammstein
I didn't just choose this song cuz haha kj german but instead i feel that the vibe of the song fits Raze well if you catch my drift and the line 'sie ist der hellste Stern von allen' (she is the brightest star of all) fits with kj being depicted as being the smartest in a room
Bitemark (Viper x Chamber)
Love story by Indila
ONCE AGAIN not just cus chambers french but i feel a lot of lines in the song just scream chamber for example "I will be rich and I'll offer you all my gold and if you don't care I'll be waiting for you in the harbour If you ignore me I will offer you the last gasp of life"
Reyge (Reyna x Sage)
Work song by Hozier
this is them and idc what anyone says "She never asked me once about the wrong I did" is so them I cannot even
Reyna x Viper
Bad idea by girl in red
Do I even need to explain this one?
Fadeshock (Fade x Neon)
Cigarettes out the window by Tv girl
You cant tell me that Fade doesn't seem like a smoker (also i saw an edit of them to this song and it is all i think about)
Fire storm (Phoenix x Jett)
I don't want to set the world on fire by The Ink Spots
Both of them have caused harm with their powers despite not wanting to they dont want to 'set the world on fire' they just want to be normal people (i am sosososo normal abt them)
Sage x Omen
(Dont fear) the reaper by Blue oyster cult
Omen is so used to everyone being afraid of him and Sage refuses to let him believe he's a monster
Wrote most of these on my notes app whilst being tossed round a boat omw home
Bitemark (viper x chamber):
Viper being closed off and wary of Chamber only for him to gradually work his way into her heart.
The moment Viper starts to truly trust Chamber she finds out the things he's done and the friends he's taken from her.
Enemies to lover??? no. Enemies and lovers.
Most of my headcannons about them stem from my belief that Viper has issues w/ depression and her mental health (this can be seen in a lot of her voicelines)
Reyge (Reyna x Sage):
wrong time and wrong place. (also immovable object x unstoppable force)
Reyna's long since accepted that her life isn't her own anymore, any humanity she once had slowly being chipped away by the things she's had to do just to survive ("I have lied, beaten, killed to survive. I will kill again and again if it means one more day.").
Hates the part of herself that wants Sage, she feels so guilty about it viewing anything she does for herself as inherently selfish.
Sage wants to help Reyna but she doesn't know how to get through to her.
Cyberowl (Cypher x Sova):
Would sacrifice the world for someone they love x Would sacrifice the one they love for the world
Sova would do whatever it takes to save his earth even if that meant having to let someone he loves be taken from him
Cypher refuses to go through the pain he went through after loosing his family before
Rivals to lovers
Sova see's the worst parts of himself in Cypher (they are incredibly similar imo even though Sova would rather die then admit that)
Sage x Omen:
"it's rotten work" x "not if it's you"
Sage who's willing to do anything to help take away some of Omens pain and Omen who wouldn't wish his suffering onto anyone
Fadeshock (Fade x Neon):
If you show me your hands covered in thorns I will show you my palms ready to bleed.
two people with incredibly destructive abilities trying to find any semblance of control despite knowing that's an impossible ask (control. the gift so many yearn to give you. the one thing you will never have. - neons dossier)
Firewalker (Yoru x Phoenix):
(A lot of my thoughts about them are fully just from how I interpret the characters from the minimal info we're given as well as cultural backgrounds)
SO SO much internalised homophobia, mostly from Yoru but a little bit from Phoenix too.
With Yoru it's more so a cultural thing with Japan being a very conservative country and despite skinship being more accepted thats more so between two women rather then two men.
(Also w/ my headcannon of Yoru being trans being with another man even if it's what makes him happy makes him feel like 'less of a man')
He loves Phoenix but feels wrong about it, like it's something wrong that he's doing.
Phoenix doesn't have as much of a problem with internalised homophobia (mans went to drama school and has two mums come on now) but where he was raised there was a generally toxically masculine environment (fuckin peckham)
*Crawls out from the shadows to offer you these*
Yoru is a massive cuddler?? the first time they shared a bed Phoenix woke up to Yoru wrapped around him but didn’t have the heart to wake him.
Yoru blames Phoenix everytime the weathers too hot even if Phoenix is nowhere in the vicinity
Phoenix has a folder on his phone thats just pics of Yoru when he’s being cute
They have a lot of late night talks about what they’ll do once the wars over and they can leave the protocol (even though both of them know that will probably never happen)
Yoru never apologised for shooting Phoenix
Phoenix is one of the few people who can get Yoru to stop being pissed off all the time
After difficult missions when one of them doesn’t feel like talking the other will just start rambling about their pasts
Phoenix got Yoru to try beans on toast one time and Yoru has never forgiven him
Black cat x golden retriver
Phoenix taught himself a handful of phrases in Japanese to better connect with Yoru but that just ended with Yoru giving Phoenix extensive lessons on Japanese pronunciation
When Yoru’s tired/fed up he refuses to speak english
Phoenix asked why and Yoru told him he finds it easier to think and talk in his native language
They make each other food a lot
Also hot take but I think their ship name should be firewalker (firebird x riftwalker)
I’ve have so many thoughts abt val characters gender istg
(also maybe don’t take this too seriously)
Astra:
Straight but the biggest ally you’ll ever meet
(She/Her)
Breach:
Angry gay
Very cis
Kind of the cool gay uncle
Raze came out to him and he just sat there like??
Breach: Lesbian? I thought you were Portuguese
Raze: ...Breach I’m Brazilian
Brimstone:
KJ came out to him and it went smth like:
KJ: Brim i’m gay
Brimstone: Hi gay im brimstone
Straight but he’s for the gays
His pronouns are U/S/A (eagle screech plays in background)
Chamber:
Queer and homophobic in a way only Europeans can be
Cypher:
Bisexual perhaps with a side of genderqueer
Deadlock:
Women lover
A she/they
Would cry over beautiful women
Fade:
They are so nonbinary
They/She/He Fade is so real to me
Also a women enjoyer just isn’t a fan of labels
Ace spec fr
Gekko:
Green hair nd pronouns
Bisexual
Harbor:
No one really knows???
He’s either very supportive of his bros or is somewhat fruity
Him nd Astra kinda goals ngl
Jett:
Bisexual
Women?
Kay/o:
My boy is made of 1′s nd 0′s i do not think he could care less
Killjoy:
Lesbian
Her gender is science
Neon:
Pansexual
Blue hair nd pronouns fr
My little silly
Omen:
Phoenix:
I told a friend of mine (who doesnt play val) that phoenix has two mums and she just looked at him and said “he looks like the type” ????
Bisexual but scared of women
Raze:
The biggest women lover
gender is whats in your pants??? alright *pulls out several explosives*
Reyna:
Lesbian
Men anti
Sage:
Trans, cottagecore lesbian
Mother???
Skye:
Aro Ace as fuck bro
Sex?? Romance?? nah mate the forest
Her nd dealock r in a queer platonic relationship
Sova:
*Rubs my hands together evily*
Trans, gay Sova
You can pry this hc from my cold body
Viper:
Transfem
Straight but still anti men
Yoru:
Trans
Homophobic homosexual ngl
Phoenix tries to show any affection nd hes just like >:0 thats gay
Bonus:
Ruben pontes nd Oran McEneff:
Both gay
My actual OTP
I get sad when I think abt them
they just left him there like???? wtf????
Summer activity organized by peachy~
And I choose the street food theme
Yokye week #6. Apocalypse.
This is no longer a valorant blog. Instead it will be focused on my post apocalyptic new OCs; Sister of wind, Sister of agony, Brother of war, and Chairbrother.
I can’t believe I missed an opportunity to call Phoenix “stepbro” instead of “chairbrother”.
a little random but i do wish the brown characters of valorant were shown a little more love from both riot and the fandom as individuals cos like i dont think i ever see raze or phoenix if theyre not with killjoy or yoru respectively and dont even get me started on astra who doesnt appear in anything anywhere ever save for the occasional piece of art once a blue moon… dont brush my girl under the rug like this…
IM ACTUALLY WEAK I CANT - THE PICTURE RAZE PUT UP ON THE FIRST ONE AND FADE KNOWING THE CHAPTER I CANTTT
TwiNote took away the verified marks ;cry;
⚠︎ Content warning: mild swearing, mention of kidnapping
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