moo: I think you're starting to rub off on nogla a little bit
vanoss: What makes you say that?
nogla: *is running around stabbing people with a knife and laughing insanely*
nogla: *Looks over at vanoss and waves* Hi baby!!
vanoss: Hey babe! He's so cute, with his bloody knife and evil laughter
nogla: [To Brian] I wonder what vanoss’s thinking about
vanoss: *Wii music*
nogla: i did a bad thing
vanoss: does it affect me?
nogla: no
vanoss: then suffer in silence
terroriser: if I were a gardener,I put our flowers together
mini: awww
nogla: if I were a gardener,you be my hoe
Vanoss:...thanks.
nogla: i learned how to shoot a gun today so now you got a man that’ll protect you
vanoss: nothings sexier than a man that can put me out of my misery
nogla: you look nice, I want to kiss you.
vanoss: what?
nogla: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU!
vanoss: you’re pretty dumb
nogla: thank you
vanoss: why are you thanking me? i just insulted you.
nogla: all i heard was “you’re pretty”. i’m focusing on the positives in life
vanoss: Hey nogla, you thinking what I'm thinking?
nogla: Why is it they call it a flea market when they don't really sell fleas?
vanoss: *locks himself in his room*
nogla: I just want you to be happy
nogla: and naked
vanoss: .... go on
wildcat: okay the last thing this spell needs is *looks at scroll* the blood of a virgin *looks at Evan* is that okay if we use some of your blood?
Evan: wait-um- i’m not a.. *blushes* i’m not a virgin anymore
wildcat: who.. it was nogla wasn’t it?
Nogla: *winks*
wildcat: oh my god
*something blows up*
nogla: Evan, what did you do!?
Evan: my best.
nogla: Not to brag, but I think me and vanoss are pretty cute together
Wildcat: Oh yeah? delirious and I just baked cookies and it was so god damn cute I almost cried, try to top that potato boy
nogla: Okay, pretty cute, but after we spent the day doing stuff together vanoss put on my hoodie and we fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie
Wildcat: Oh baby I can be here all night
nogla: Bring it on then, piggy
nogla: Sometimes "brb" means "be ready, bitch" so you have to be alert at all times.
Evan: OK, brb.
nogla: Wait.
nogla: I almost got surprise adopted yesterday!
Evan: What?
Brock: He almost got kidnapped.
Evan: Oh okay.
Evan: WAIT WHAT!
Nogla: Hey, Bro?
vanoss: Yeah, Bro?
Nogla: Close your eyes, Bro.
vanoss: Okay, Bro. [closes eyes]
Nogla: What do you see, Bro?
vanoss: [confused] N-nothin’, Bro.
Nogla: [looks at him with tears eyes] That’s my world without you, Bro.
vanoss: [opens eyes and looks at Nogla] Bro.
[Bro hug]
vanoss: I need you to kill him and make it look like an accident
nogla: Got it.
[Later]
Detective moo: It looks like the killer stabbed the guy and then placed a banana peel by his feet