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5 years ago

moo: I think you're starting to rub off on nogla a little bit

vanoss: What makes you say that?

nogla: *is running around stabbing people with a knife and laughing insanely*

nogla: *Looks over at vanoss and waves* Hi baby!!

vanoss: Hey babe! He's so cute, with his bloody knife and evil laughter


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5 years ago

nogla: [To Brian] I wonder what vanoss’s thinking about

vanoss: *Wii music*


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5 years ago

nogla: i did a bad thing

vanoss: does it affect me?

nogla: no

vanoss: then suffer in silence


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5 years ago

terroriser: if I were a gardener,I put our flowers together

mini: awww

nogla: if I were a gardener,you be my hoe

Vanoss:...thanks.


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5 years ago

nogla: i learned how to shoot a gun today so now you got a man that’ll protect you

vanoss: nothings sexier than a man that can put me out of my misery


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5 years ago

nogla: you look nice, I want to kiss you.

vanoss: what?

nogla: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU!


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5 years ago

vanoss: you’re pretty dumb

nogla: thank you

vanoss: why are you thanking me? i just insulted you.

nogla: all i heard was “you’re pretty”. i’m focusing on the positives in life


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5 years ago

vanoss: Hey nogla, you thinking what I'm thinking?

nogla: Why is it they call it a flea market when they don't really sell fleas?


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5 years ago

after arguing

vanoss: *locks himself in his room*

nogla: I just want you to be happy

nogla: and naked

vanoss: .... go on


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5 years ago

wildcat: okay the last thing this spell needs is *looks at scroll* the blood of a virgin *looks at Evan* is that okay if we use some of your blood?

Evan: wait-um- i’m not a.. *blushes* i’m not a virgin anymore

wildcat: who.. it was nogla wasn’t it?

Nogla: *winks*

wildcat: oh my god


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5 years ago

*something blows up*

nogla: Evan, what did you do!?

Evan: my best.


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5 years ago

nogla: Not to brag, but I think me and vanoss are pretty cute together

Wildcat: Oh yeah? delirious and I just baked cookies and it was so god damn cute I almost cried, try to top that potato boy

nogla: Okay, pretty cute, but after we spent the day doing stuff together vanoss put on my hoodie and we fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie

Wildcat: Oh baby I can be here all night

nogla: Bring it on then, piggy


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5 years ago

nogla: Sometimes "brb" means "be ready, bitch" so you have to be alert at all times.

Evan: OK, brb.

nogla: Wait.


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5 years ago

nogla: I almost got surprise adopted yesterday!

Evan: What?

Brock: He almost got kidnapped.

Evan: Oh okay.

Evan: WAIT WHAT!


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5 years ago

Nogla: Hey, Bro?

vanoss: Yeah, Bro?

Nogla: Close your eyes, Bro.

vanoss: Okay, Bro. [closes eyes]

Nogla: What do you see, Bro?

vanoss: [confused] N-nothin’, Bro.

Nogla: [looks at him with tears eyes] That’s my world without you, Bro.

vanoss: [opens eyes and looks at Nogla] Bro.

[Bro hug]


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5 years ago

vanoss: I need you to kill him and make it look like an accident

nogla: Got it.

[Later]

Detective moo: It looks like the killer stabbed the guy and then placed a banana peel by his feet


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