Vast;vastards - Blog Posts

Who’s the tallest man alive?

Me with my patented Sky Boots

Hilariously funny that they let the guy known for wandering off without warning to look at birds was allowed to do this

wholesome kokomi vibes only on my blog tonight! 💛💫🐚🐙🐠🐟 The Seabed Will Be Your Grave And It Shall Care Not. In A Million Years You Will Be Chalk. A Trillion Tiny Organisms Perish In The Depths And Every Second We Drown In Insignificance. 🐙🐙🐙 hehoo (drops my gay little jellyfish that heals me and pisses you off)

Go grandpa!!

"hey guys hey guys you know what would be funny? Hey guys guess what " *maniacal giggling*