Verizon bought this, as they well might
You’d think they would know how to sell, right?
But they bought for a billion
And sold for three million
A non-fully-functioning hellsite
- Mods E, M, B
Which company would be preferred best
For all of this website's absurdness?
Change on the horizon?
Pfft, nah, that's Verizon
And gone before we're off to WordPress
- Mod B