Vertebrates - Blog Posts
I like making bets about things that happen in the far future and being like “if I’m wrong you can bring me back from the dead and say I told you so”, except haha sucker I’ll be long-eaten by flies by then, and those flies will have been eaten by toads and those toads will have been eaten by more flies; can’t bring me back when my atoms are already recycled and scattered all across the web of life, feeding and being fed upon, fluttering through countless existences before inevitably moving on; how many lives I have lived, how many lands my substance has visited, I am in the air and the water and the rock, how can you bring me back when I am already here
if you do bring manage to bring me back though you’ll have to also bring back a bunch of flies and toads and stuff so have fun with those
SEA TOAD MY BELOVED
"anger fishes are nightmare fuel from the deep"
OK smarty pants then how do you explain THIS:
From this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tMQhyATzQA
[Image Description: A red anger fish with big round eyes and a cute pouting expression she is bright red and textured.]
me walking up to the whalefall: hey my fellow hagfish hows it slimin' hagatha (she's a hagfish): are you sure you're a hagfish? you look kinda like some kinda lungfish me: haha dont worry check this out (i breathe in some pollen) HURHUHUHHHUUUURURGURGUGRGG hagatha: yep, that's a hagfish-y amount of slime. come hag out! (hagfish for hang out)