Wh40k - Blog Posts
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! read the infinite and the divine
death guard commission
SPARKLES FOR THE SPARKLE GOD!!! PIXELS FOR THE PIXEL THRONE!!!!!
hey! i made a buttload of simple lil pixel badges that YOU! 🫵😊 can use however you want, wherever you want! credit is not needed! go freaking ham sandwich crazy! love you all :)
Phokulozortis -- Daemon Prince of Tzeentch. One of his favorite ruses is to assume the likeness of other daemonic creatures and play their role throughout a botched summoning or ritual.
You wanted to summon a daemonette, but instead a three-headed bittern appeared
Art trade for the @rt-gift-exchange ! For @uselesspsyker and Kiara's next heretical von Valancius Dynasty 😈
The Death Guard Triplets
Death Guard Ocs for a future comic!
Nurge bois!
aka a selfinsert and my wife >:))
AND, and, here is a set of Darktide monstrosity stickers, JUST FOR FUN
The emperor can bite my shiny metal ass
Second imperium lets gooooo
Allarain Nightsong, Void Dragon corsair
Commission art
Daemon-Primarch Mortarion by Aeflus
This flayed one seems to be very interested in you...
Viktor, Sanctioned Psyker of the Astra Telepathica
Nurgle Marine by Váradi Paszkál
Speak for yourself, I would love a big wet smooch from Nurgle
By Space Lycan.
Favorite part of the Horus heresy is when Erebus Musk established DOGE and cut funding to the Mechanicum
This is proof that we need more bugs in the Death Guard because this shit ROCKS
bug (for @leftsharkhypocrite)
It's warhammer. All human bones come from the Holy Human Form, and are therefore holy bones.
sisters collecting some potentially holy bones
In Messages For Dad, Vulkan has a son named Janan. Janan inherits two good things from his father: his mind and his immortality. He was also born incredibly prematurely (twenty-three weeks), and highly mutated due to the primarch DNA, needing to be constantly on painkillers that would kill a normal child his size. He has "entangled organs ingrown with bones", and a lot of other things. His regeneration also means that any surgery done to treat his condition doesn't work, since he just grows back.
He eventually decides to inter himself in a specially-designed dreadnought (which he designed himself), using fulgrite to halt his regeneration so the dreadnought can slowly disentangle his organs and rework his body so he's not in constant pain--all over the course of about ten thousand years. All this was stuff he came up with himself, too--he *definitely* inherited his father's brain.
Do you know who posted the suggestion about a Primarch- kid instead of being strong and like their fathers ending up horribly ill and fragile because the Primarchs do have kind of fucked DNA?
Because that gave me so many brainworms fr fr, just have been thinking for weeks of giving Bobby G a small spitfire of a kid that kicks ass despite the cards stacked against them and making their dad most likely turn prematurely grey with worry
The one that comes to mind is Callahan from @jaghatai-khock. He has some allergy and would get sick when around Lion.
I know there was someone discussing how screwed up primaech DNA would be when mixed with baselines, but I can not recall who.
Anyone else know?
Since the ecclesiarchy's reason for creating sororitas was the fact that they were forbidden from having men under arms nonbinary sororitas are 100% allowed within canon send post
1990s mecha anime vs 2020s mecha anime
Sometimes, a good take can be found on r/grimdank.
Maybe it's just the people I follow, but I feel like the Emperor's Children community on Tumblr has a bit of a woobification issue. I wasn't sure how to describe it, but that word fits.
Lucius is a pretty neat character--compared to the other Chaos Champions, he didn't have that big a role in his legion's fall to Chaos--he was even slated to die alongside the Loyalists on Istvaan III. He still became Slaanesh's champion. He has, through his personality and abilities, pleased Slaanesh far more than Eidolon, who practically orchestrated the Legion's entire fall, and I don't think people talk about it enough.
He doesn't "win by losing", he wins when he loses. He's a damn good fighter, and he's been doing it for ten millennia. If he was bad, there'd be so many faces on his armor that you wouldn't even be able to make them out.
Those faces also serve to torment him. As someone else pointed out, "every one of those faces is a reminder that the fact that he's alive means he's been beat". And it pisses him off, because he's a proud bastard--and he damn well should be, he's the champion of a Chaos God.
Lucius is no girlfail at all
I have reposted the girlfail-post, because it's fun and I got a laugh out of it, but my more earnest opinion is: Lucius is incredibly successful.
Some of his accomplishments without any claim to completeness:
Beating the Mournival in consecutive duels (Loken cheated by Emperor's Children-standards, so fuck him)
He's made Captain in a perfectionist Legion of Aristocrats, despite hailing from gladiatorial pits.
He made Palatine Blade - elite of the elite
He organized a coup against Fulgrim, because he wanted the demon out and survived (by staying mostly out of it, but that shows that he has a brain indeed)
He impressed Slaanesh enough to become his Champion.
He impressed Fulgrim enough the Primarch strongarmed Fabius into reviving Lucius.
He impressed Ahriman enough the Chief Librarian kept him as bodyguard/killer (and didn't betray him - a rare occurance with Ahriman).
He isn't the most social guy, yet he became leader of a rather successful warband.
He killed a Bloodthirster (with the help of his Raptors, but still!)
40k Fulgrim uses him as his personal hitman.
He had fun fighting and killing in Commorragh (he got asked to leave).
And that's just from the top of my head. Lucius is one of the most successful, ruthless Chaos Marines still in existence.
