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i do it for my daddy and i do it for dale
this took forever and i kept fucking up the jackets and then i found out discord lowered their file size cap to 8mb so this is actually just a screenshot. but its whatever i dont even care about the quality being lowered (frothing at the mouth)
Scorbus headcannons again because YOU ALL LOVE IT AND I SAID YES 😋 (Modern-setting ish)
Albus' and Scorpius' amortentia DEFINITELY smelled like sweets. Yes, both of them smell sweets in their amortentia. Don't argue. (Duh the time where Albus stayed for Scorpius' sweets. 😋🫶)
Once Scorpius thought his amortentia smell was out of friendship, but sometime later he realized that he had never shared his sweets with anyone else except for Albus ☹️
Let's be so real here, Albus and Scorpius are SO BAD at giving dating/relationship advice.
LIKE- These two never had any exes, situationships, or anything like that. They just WENT STRAIGHT (pun? I guess) to crushing on eachother AND THINGS WORKED OUT FOR THEM 😭😭😭🙏
Like literally- their relationship would be one of the healthiest relationship ever- like I genuinely BELIEVE that they couldn't even fight for MORE than 10 minutes without flopping back to eachother ☹️🫶
(At some point) they probably think that if someone likes their friend, their friend WILL like them back because they are so in love and so lucky and so in love 😭😭😭🙏
Someone: "So, now that you two are together, what is your go-to dating advice?"
Albus, all confused: "...Well, I just stuck him for like 5 years and keep being secretly in love with him until he likes me back."
Scorpius: "Well yeah that's what I did! All we did was hang out together, hold hands, cuddle, share a bed, and then one day we just confessed! :D"
Someone: "...You know relationships doesn't always work that way."
Scorpius, also confused: "...What do you mean you don't just follow your bestfriend around for years until he likes you back??"
Albus: "Yeah..I mean you just choose them over and over again they'll like you back, right??"
Someone: 🤦
Albus get TONS OF OWLS and LETTERS (From Scorpius ofc) every HOLIDAY. Like, genuinely.
He has letters upon letters PILING in his room (from Scorpius ofc) ☹️☹️☹️ even Harry himself probably confronted him on the amount of letters Albus received
LIKE SERIOUSLY, Harry seeing the piles of letters ONLY FOR ALBUS probably reminded him of that time in the Dursleys with the Hogwarts letters ☹️☹️☹️🫶
And of course, Like any other lovesick teenager, Albus spends ALL HIS DAY on his room writing to Scoprius while almost always late for lunch and dinner ☹️🫶
Yes, he'll REPLY TO EVERY LETTER even as stupid as "Albus I found this cat!" with attachment of the photo of the orange cat
"OMG he's so cute ☹️☹️☹️, what should we name him?? I'll buy him some cat food and cardboard boxes and some fluffy blankets, yeah??? Do you want me to go to floo to your house??? ☹️☹️☹️🫶 Love youu"
Scorpius??? NOT ANY BETTER. He spends ALL HIS DAY in the holidays writing to Albus and practically making the family owl going back and forth to their houses 😭🙏
I feel like Draco DEFINITELY had nobody he was writing letters to so he KNEW that tye letters were for Scorpius ☹️
Scorpius and Albus visiting Astoria's grave one day, one person with a flower bouquet each, with Scorpius murmuring, "Mum, I found someone who stayed for my sweets." And Albus cried right then and there ☹️
Perhaps there are days when Scorpius just misses his mother and Albus lends him his shoulder to cry on ☹️
Ugh I have more to come stay tuned y'all I love you guys so much ☹️🫶
One of us NEEDS to REWRITE THE CURSED CHILD and deleting whatever that plot was and MAKE SCORBUS CANON 😭😭😭🙏
Like yeah yeah I knew that the plot made very little sense and why things happened that way but let's keep Scorbus going, okay?? ☹️☹️☹️
Because ISTG while everyone out here is hating on TCC and not claiming it (passing it as a fancy fanfiction), I personally ONLY read it to see SCORBUS 😭😭😭🙏
Sorry guys the only thing I enjoyed about TCC is Scorbus and they DESERVE A BETTER STORY.
Goodnight y'all <3
Y'ALL CAN CALL ME NEWT FROM THE MAZE RUNNER 'CAUSE-
He was new to the glade (school/community idk what to call it in English)
We shared talks, sat next to eachother, I offered him a weird colourful drink
Man he asked SO MANY questions
I sat next to him near the fireplace (table) and looked at him as if he hung the moon, stars, and the entire solar system
HE WAS RECKLESS AS FUCK AND GOT HIMSELF IN TROUBLE
A strange person joined us (again, school/community, whatever)
Wait..it's a girl now?
"It's a girl.."
And..
Okay
Suddenly he TALKS TO HER A LOT FOR SOME REASON
AND HE SPENDS SO MUCH TIME WITH HER
AND SEEMINGLY CARES A LOT ABOUT STRANGERS
OH THEY WEREN'T STRANGERS AFTER ALL?
THEY WORKED IN THE SAME PLACE
Just no.
Uh oh.
Am I in love with him?
The boy I'm in love with is in love with another girl
I was just home from school after screaming "DON'T LIE TO ME!" at my guy bsf (The boy I'm in love with)
He claims to just "care" about her but WE ALL KNOW HE STILL LIKES HIM FOR EVERYTHING SHE DID TO HIM FOR SOME REASON
I had excema that made my skin MAD GOOEY and I looked like a walking zombie
I'm in love with someone so stupid and reckless for some reason
I do, also have a mental condition (but they told me I'm too young to be on meds so- 😁🙏)
I have no right to be mad that he cares about that girl because I'm not his partner
I HATE HIM I HATE THIS PLACE (I grew a twinge of hope when I realized I was in love with him)
I, too, was not immune and never made it out alive (academically), meanwhile HE was immune and EVEN THE CURE. EVERYONE NEEDS HIM EVERYONE WANTS HIM I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH (Crank Newt, probably)
My guy would probably be the first person to murder me atp
I wrote him a letter (like, seriously) about how I'm happy that he was my friend and I genuinely wished him to be happier.
I'm in love with a boy that's in love with another girl.
OH Newt I love you so much 🫡 you deserve to live, even if you didn't make it to safe haven
NAH FUCK THIS SUBSTITUTE TEACHER HE WACK, HE STUPID, HE USELESS I HATE HIM
Wasn't going to, but talking to people that don't even have the maturity to admit to mistakes is ridiculous, they could have just said I did this because of your comment but hey it's still the rule & I would have pointed it out but let it go
So, nobody reads the rules and effectively learns through posting or commenting. Wow, great it's like I'm normal & this personal grudge from that moderator is showing
Not really, but obviously that's pretty clearly the case for a lot of people.
Not to even get into the fact that they didn't catch once I wasn't asking for a unban.
I don't care, outside of the fact that I got a comment from them deciding to say they don't respect me & I'm not a Dom anymore.
While showing off how much they aren't good enjoy to be a decent sub in the slightest. Every single message back.
At least, like, that's just my opinion dude.
i personally HATE having my hair cut i feel like a dog going to the vet its soo awful. my furr!!!! what if they mess up my furr!!!! GAH im a haircut hater.