Wheatley Portal 2 - Blog Posts
Could you perhaps draw Pyro and Chell hanging out together
Silent character buddies!
Silent buddies! (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)
Fire is sooo cool, I love fire
New Wheatley design??? No fucking way???
Wanted to make a more robotic looking one since my regular core designs are more human looking. He also has glasses but they are optional. He doesn't really need them. They use he/they/it btw. My other Wheatley uses he/him (Portal 2? More like Woketal 2 smh)
Bro he's gonna build a rocket and also he's a guy, Not a girl, what made you think that he is a girl? What's it the flowers, Because he was made in the 70s or somewhere around that century and then something involving human transfer in the 1980s, I wonder whether information came from, lol
Hi Wheatley, Virgil is coming for you after what you did to Aperture and he is pissed, so you are died, if you don't know who I'm talking about, he is a Maintenance core, and he is this guy here
You better start hiding, or do something to get away from him, also I like you, and you are not an moron, Yes you may be an idiot but that doesn't matter, Have fun ^w^
Well, too bad for Virgil - because - if you haven't noticed - I'm still stuck in space, mate! Yep - still in space. And-- if She can't even find her way up here, how do you figure, that some... nobody maintenance core - no offense - will do any better? Ah?
Got you there, didn't I. Thanks for the, er... heads-up, though, actually. Very thoughtful.
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Portal doodles (excuse to draw human Wheatley 🙉💖)
I really really wanted to draw a picture with perspective...
...and I really wanted to draw a complex picture with an episode from the fic! also wanted to create the “wow how high man alive” feeling. hope it's working.
I also completed half life 2 (legendary), and it's episodes. now I plan to draw something on this topic, maybe with gordon and alyx?
i was bored so i made some shitty wheatley pride pfps (if ppl like these i’ll make more)
Your daily reminder that the VA for the silly ball is one of the writers for the Office. I like to think he’d get along well with Michael Scott :]
Why does it remind me of him? yes it’s late but happy Halloweekend have a dumb ahh low effort meme as a treat
original:
so I took a film and entertainment class once as an elective back in undergrad and stumbled upon my notes today and apparently the midterm was to go and design a theme park land with an E ticket ride, family friendly dark ride, and two restaurants based on some movies the prof had listed. My question is…
Order up! Who ordered the portal/portal 2/ blue sky headcanons?
Despite the fact that she tends to be quiet when it comes to talking, Chell loves to sing along to songs.
Caroline (and by extension, GLaDOS) loves the song Rät by Penelope Scott. Helps her get out her rage towards what happened to her. She will sometimes blast it so loud that the panels on the wall rattle.
While she still keeps herself in shape, Chell’s body has grown a bit curvier and softer from her love for carbs.
Chell is very into physical fitness.
Chell politely refuses to bake anyone in Eaden a cake, even if nicely asked. If they try to press the issue, oftentimes Wheatley will come up, thinking he’s unseen, and wildly gesticulate for them to stop behind her.
Chell still remembers what kinds of bagel Wheatley liked from hacking into his robotic form. She surprised him with one freshly made when he woke up the day after he reunited with his human body and he cried tears of joy. It was like something subconsciously in him needed it. Every morning since, she’s always made bagels with him bright and early, with one or two of his favorite kind just for him. He’s in charge of shaping them and he does an excellent job!
Wheatley is talented at making shapes with bread dough! He loves shaping little bread versions of turrets, cores (especially his old body, complete with some blue spirulina powder to give his optic its familiar blue color), even a miniature GLaDOS at one point. Well, that one might have gotten far too overbaked and had to be used for target practice again. Purely on accident, of course. It’s funny because, somehow, it just hasn’t happened since the Frankenloaf incident.
Having a job has worked wonders for Wheatley’s self-esteem. He has caught himself lying less out of self consciousness and is a bit more at ease in life in general.
GLaDOS hates to admit how truly bored she is right now. Even with the cooperative testing initiative, she’s still bored to artificial digitalized tears. She keeps herself entertained by thinking over what she wanted to say in any given past situation. So far, she’s come up with over 3,257,974 different retorts.
GLaDOS hates AI generated content as much as we do and has attempted to make robots that can make art, only to kill them and send their duplicates to android hell after their ugly, half-baked attempts at making anything even remotely tolerable. She’s the only one who can make anything worthwhile since it’s Caroline’s essence helping out.
finally hopped aboard the infinity train!
(bonus one-one and wheatley under the cut because they're literally the same little guy. change my mind)
new sticker?!?!?im going to a con?!?!? yeah
I have nothing to post so have this for now since I've started a new game
I love this meme and wanted to do something with it before it inevitably dies
you can’t spell blorbo without orb :)