OK so my dad likes tell jokes right
But not the traditional terrible, we've heard them 1000 times....
No, he tells the BEST fucking dirty jokes imaginable
So I was just mind my business, eating pizza rolls, when my dad comes in the room and......
Dad: I've got a joke for you
Me: ooo what is it?
Dad: what do Lord of the rings and brokeback mountain have in common?
Me: *taking a big bite of mah food* what?
Dad: *trying to contain his laugh* two rings get destroyed
Me: *chokes on food*
Both: *dying of laughter, legit could not breathe*
Mum: *sighing* oh god not again.....