This is something that happened a while ago at my school:
Popular Girl: So... *creepy grin* who do you have a crush on?
Meπ³βπ: *freezes in place* Umm, no one.
Popular Girl: Oh, come on! You can tell me.
Meπ³βπ: *Pivots to look her directly in the eyes, our faces a hand's width apart.* I've never had a crush on anyone in my entire life.
Popular Girl: So... who do you plan to marry?
Meπ³βπ: We're 13. (Not anymore!)
Popular Girl: Awww, don't worry. You just haven't found your perfect guy yet. He'll come one day!
Me:
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