sometimes a family is a she/he/they washed up middle aged catperson with an alcohol/cigeratte problem, her strange transgender tiefling whore son being actively hunted by a cult who didnt find out he was half tabaxi until age 26, his violent barbarian dragon elf girlfriend who is banned from every tavern in her homeland despite being princess of it, her brother figure wizard drow who has lost his job as a sugar baby and is turning into a spider more with each passing day, their good friend kenku who steals things so well he managed to steal hard enough to disintegrate someone in front of them, and the first metallic dragon hatched in milennia which has inexplicably imprinted on the aforementioned middle aged wreck of a tabaxi