I am SQUEAKING OUT BRO.
All I see, eyes open or closed, is a god damn barely anthropomorphic RAT with a MOP ON ITS HEAD, that is so squeaking tiny that his OTHER FATTER RAT FRIEND (who mind you is the embodiment of a weird pseudo Mr. Clean ad mixed with the cool aid man) looks like a GOLIATH when he in fact takes like five hits to kill and if the first rat wasn’t so GODDAMN PATHETIC, HE WOULD PROBABLY BE STRONGER THAN THE FAT ONE.
IS THERE INTERNET CONTENT ABOUT THESE WEIRD LITTLE RAT GUYS?? NO, IM THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL EVER REMEMBER THEM IN FIVE YEARS TIME, OR EVEN CARES ABOUT THEM NOW. EVEN THE GAME DEVS BARELY GAVE THEM A HAPPY ENDING WITH THE GOD DAMN APAWCOLYPSE COMING.
I’m not happy.