Family discussion
- It’s not that I hate you it’s that my price to sell you out is incredibly low
Said by my brother after I bumped into him and he spilled his cereal everywhere
Family Discussions
My sister has decided to make rules for Thanksgiving since we will be having it at her house for the first time.
There’s typical stuff: no politics, no fighting, no Black Friday shopping, make food on time ectra. And then there’s stuff that makes me rethink our family dinamics :
No talking about lawn culture.
No putting the cats on high places.
No chair stacking.
No sleeping on the floor.
No fighting over the whip cream.
Update: the word cloaca is banned.
No debating whether it’s said Mario or Mario.
No talking about ships especially Tolkien ones.
No “pretending” to turn dinner into an intervention. - Again.