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The dynamic between Bloom and Stella
Stella: How long are we going to be talking about you for?
Bloom: I think I'm having a heart attack...
Stella: Well I'm going for a jog. So don't die till I get back ok?
Bloom: How long are you going for?
Stella: I don't really know how long are you going to be like this for.
Bloom: Don't be a little B.
Stella: Oh common Brandon, you don't tell me everything. That what it is sometimes. You can't get mad, because I didn't told you that Musa recorded you wasted and dancing la macarena.
Brandon: Oh, no secrets? Ok, ok! In our dorm, Riven used to wear leg warmers!
Musa and Stella:*burst out of laughing*
Riven: Is this the way we are playing, alright. Brandon enter the vanilla ice look alike contest and won.
Brandon: Riven came on forth and cried.
Stella:Oh my god!
Riven:is that funny sunshine? Yo-you find that funny?! Oh maybe and Musa and Brandon want to know a bit more secrets of yours.
Stella:I-i...already told them everything.
Stella: YOU SHUSH!
Musa:This is going to be interesting.
Riven:Once Stella, was sent to her room without dinner so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box she made.
*Musa tries not to laugh*
Stella: Musa used to stay in the dorm every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
Brandon: You watched golden girls? Are you serious? You made fun of me for desperate house wife's and you watch golden girls. HA
Musa:Ok, Brandon, you asked for it. Brandon couldn't tell time until he was 13.
Brandon: You know Musa it's hard for some people!
Stella*comforting him*: Of course it is, baby.
Riven*mouths to Musa*: No it's not.
Stella:Hey don't make fun of my man. Musa told me that you Riven wore her underwear at a mision!
Musa: HEY! You cross the line man!
Riven: They were a very comfy underwears! And besides... Shit I got nothing.
Musa: You Stella, according to Brandon during seggsy time you scream like a seal.
Riven: HA! Now what Stella?
Stella: WhAt?
Brandon: Enough, let's pretend didn't happen. Everyone let's forget this event. Sunshine, i love you. Don't forget it.
Riven: Yeah... But for the record they we're a very nice and comfortable underwear and I did it only once.
*When Riven had to babysit Flora and Helia kid*
Riven: Oh, shithead. Apologize to him.
Bully: Who are you?
Riven:I'm his uncle. Now apologize.
Bully:No, he's a loser.
Riven:*considering killing the kid*
Bully: I can see where he gets it from.
Riven:You know what you need?
Bully: A better view?
Riven:*sarcastically laughs*
Riven:No, If I was your parent I'd slap you handsome.
Bully: Yeah? Well you can hit me, I'm a child.
Riven*holds the kid hand*:No you're right. I can't.
Riven: But he can.
Riven:*grabs the arm of the kid and slaps him with it*
Kiddo:Wow, uncle Riv.
Riven:We got to leave, now.
*they try to leave but the dad of the bully stops him*
The dad: Where do you think you're going
Riven:We're just going out for a smoke.
The dad: You hit my boy.
Riven:Your boy hit my nephew plus kiddo.
The dad: What? You mean ratatouille?
The kiddo: Don't call me that, you wanker.
Riven*proud uncle moment*: I teach him that word.
The dad: What did ratatouille just call me?
Bully: Don't talk to my dad that way, piss pants!
Riven: Don't get in my nephew's face, the...uhm fat kid from Up! No, he was nice. Uhm I got it, teddy from Toy Story 3.
The dad: YoU AsS.
Riven: Wanna fight, wanker? Because I'm not fucking scared of you.
The dad: Oh, look he's trying to scare me.
Stella:*coming from the other side of the party*
Stella: What's this about Alfie or whatever is trying to punch my daughter?!
The dad: Is that true Alfie? Did you take a swing at Shrek?
The bully: No that bitch is lying.
Stella*taking of her earrings*:Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
Stella*about to throw a swing*: You call my little girl Shrek?! Riv! Let's end him!
Riven*cracking his knucles*: Let's do this.
- The specialists trips-
Helia: What's in the suitcase Riven?
Riven:Uhm... Just Vodka.
Timmy: You brought an entire suitcase full of vodka?
Riven:Pshh no...
Nabu: Thanks god, I didn't had the strengh to argue.
Riven: There's mixers as well. I'm not a savage.
Sky: Well that's debetable.
Riven: Brandon can you mix eider and vodka right?
Brandon:Yeah. Let's get the party started.
-When someone dosen't like Winx.-
Me: What's next? You don't like Winx?
Random girl:Uhmm let's change the subject.
Me*whispering to my best friend*: This bitch dosen't like Winx.
My best friend: Girl, leave it alone.
-When Bloom got hurt and they went to the hospital.-
Doctor on call: Are you her boyfriend?
Riven:No, are you?
Sky:Why don't you go down, and scare the new born babies
Riven*excited*:Where are the babies?
Doctor on call: Floor 4.
*riven leaves laughing*
Musa: NO! RIV!
*follows him*
Doctor on call: That's his girlfriend?
Stella:Yup.
Doctor on call: Poor girl.
Brandon: Meh, they have the same energy, Don’t worry.
Sky: Can we go see Bloom?
The doctor on call: Yeah, sorry I just got carried away with that whole thing.
- When Stella and Brandon were the first couple in the group, and it was New year eve.-
Brandon: We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so, you know...
Riven:Alright, fine. I'll take care of it.
Stella:Riv? No, wait, wait, wait.
Riven*feeling like in a mision*:I got this.
Timmy*exicted for the new year*:·33,32,31!
Riven:Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, listen who are you kissing at midnight? Flora or Tecna?
Timmy*red as a tomato*: What?
Riven: Well you got to kiss someone, can't kiss Stella, it's your best friend. It would be weird.
Timmy*protective*: Who's gonna kiss Stella?
Riven: Brandon.
Timmy*disgusted*:Oh man.....
Riven:Dude, dude. Who would you rather have kissed your best friend, me or Brandon?
Timmy: That's a good point. And about the question. Well, since I have that whole history with Tecna, I guess Flora.
Riven:Okay.
Timmy:Great.
Riven:*goes to Flora*.
Riven:Flo, Flo! Timmy wants to kiss you at midnight.
Flora*laughing, feeling herself*: So obvious, why doesn't he justs asks?
Riven:*leaves, and finds Tecna*
Riven: Tec, Tec listen. Sky is going to kiss you at midnight.
Tecna:What?
Riven: Everyone's gotta kiss someone, Can't kiss Timmy, got the history.
Tecna:So?
Riven: So who would you rather kiss you, the blondie prince or the I eat everything dude, or me.
Tecna:Oh, god point.
Riven: Ok, bye.*going to find Musa*
Musa: What do you want?
Riven*losing his breathe*: You and me kiss at midnight?
Musa*red as a tomato*:Yeah, ok.
Riven*yelling*:Sky you're kissing Tecna.
Sky*confused*:Sorry, what?
Riven:It's happening.
Bloom: What about me?
Riven:Shit, uhm you can kiss your rabit.
-Timmy every time trying to talk to Tecna.-
Timmy: You... you...when .. when...when... you...when...
Tecna: I'm sorry what?
Stella*used to it*: He's asking if when you went to his dorm if you grab his book of engine things.
Tecna: Yeah, sorry. It seemed so interesting. I just wanted to learn a bit.
Timmy:It's... Uhmm... It's.... Me....It's...
Stella*rolling her eyes*: He says it's ok, and that he would love to teach you whenever you want.
Tecna:How did you do it? I mean understanding it..
Stella: I'm used to it, if you guys excuse me, I have to go with Flora to her date with Helia. I speak shy-love. Mom teached me. Byeeee!
Stella: What year was the war of 1812?
Tecna: The war of 1812, how many hints do you need? The answer is in the name. What the fuck did you think? That 1812 was the address or something?
Bloom: I have a solution.
Tecna: Thanks god.
Bloom: It involves fire.
Tecna: Absolutely not.
Riven: k-k-ki
Musa: Ok take you’re time babe, it’s ok.
Riven: K-ki
Musa: You can do it Riv.
Riven: K-KILL ME I HAVE THREE EXAMS TOMORROW!
Musa:.. Well i was hoping for a Kiss me, But leting emotions out is good too.
Tecna: Have you ever liked someone before But too scared to say it?
Timmy: all the time.
Tecna: Same.
Timmy and Tecna: * awkard silence*
*Stella and Helia spying from a bush*
Stella: Their idiots!
Helia: Oh my god!
Both of them: Kiss already!
Sky: I will not have my honour questioned by below me!
Riven: I’m not questioning your honour. I’m denying its existence.
*Flora and Riven covered in paint*
Helia and Musa: I hope you two have a decent explanation for this.
Riven: Well, it’s not decent...
Flora: But we do have three.
Riven: Pick you’re favorite.
Stella: I did not pick him early from that engine thing Tecnu.
Tecna: Timmy, did she pick you up from ship class?
Timmy *sweating nervous*:N-o...
Stella:See?Case closed.
Timmy *whispering*: We didn’t go.
Tecna: Case open.
Timmy*feeling bad*: We went shopping.
Stella: All right ,Tim.
Timmy: We bought matching hats..
Stella: What a bunch of lies, you’re going to the mall to think what you just did.*grabing Timmy hand ready to leave*
Tecna: Oh, come on. You’re both leaving. This has to stop!
Musa: You were hurt, what do you remmember?
Brandon: Just the ambulance, it was a really loud noice..
Riven: We didn’t take an ambulance Sky drove us.
Brandon: But im sure that i heard a siren.
Bloom: Yup, that siren was Stella.
Stella: Sorry I was scared...
Brandon: You’re violent.
Musa: Yeah but im short so it’s adorable.
Bloom: You need them to think you’re stronger than you actually are.
Icy: Thats what you do?
Bloom: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can demollish you.
Bloom: Damn the power went out.
Stella:Don’t worry I got this.
*Stella shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*
Bloom: What-
Stella: i swallowed a flaslight.
Bloom on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WHOULD YOU-
Timmy the Sass King.
- The Bloom and Diaspro Situation.-
Sky: I really Don’t know what to do... This is so hard...
Timmy: Oh, no. Two women love me, they’re both gorgeous and smart. My Wallet is too small for my 50$ and my diamond shoes are too tight.
- When Timmy and Tecna kissed for the first time-
Timmy: We forget it happened!
Tecna: W-what?
Timmy: We swallow our feelings, even if it means We’re unhappy forever. Sounds good?
Tecna: NO!
-When they had events when they became famous-
Timmy: Hi, I’m Timmy. And I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.
-When Helia suggested doing a flashmob about Timmy planet, in Tecna and Timmy wedding-
Tecna: Why your family is from Huck.
Timmy: Why is your family Helia?!
- every time Stella ask advice Timmy-
Timmy: I’m not great at the advice... Can it interest you a sarcastic comment?
- In an interview with the couples.- PART 1.
Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?
Flora: Global warming.. most definitely.
Helia: Yeah... That and writing a poem and not getting finished because I lost inspiration. It’s bone-chilling...
Flora: Yeah... He’s going to therapy for that. Is hard.
Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?
Stella: Having an event and not having the perfect outfit.
Brandon: That I’m too much of a perfectionist.
Stella: Honey, this is isn’t an interview for an event.
Brandon: Oh man.. Events, they scare the shit out of me.
Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?
Musa: Not hearing anything, I would hate that. What about you baby?
Riven: Nothing.
Musa: Yeah, right. What about the pigeons?
Riven: Yeah I Don’t like them. They’re shifty.
Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?
Sky: Losing Bloom.
Bloom: Aww... Hotel bedspreads.
Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?
Timmy: Never getting my driver’s license.. or getting one and the picture sucks.
Tecna: You’re turning into Stella.
Timmy: What? I have a really good left side you know, what if they Don’t get my good side? That's terrifying.
Tecna: For me, it would be getting a B. Or be surrounded by stupidity But that fear I fight it every day.
Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?
Nabu: Dying alone.
Layla: That's was dark, baby.
Nabu: Sorry, say yours.
Layla: Uhmm... clowns with blood.
Nabu: That's creepy...
Riven: You stay positive.
Riven: You always believe that everything is going to work out, how you do it?
Flora: Well...
Flora: I tell you my secret, Riv.
Flora*inhales*: I lie to myself, every morning when I wake I say...
Flora: Everything is going to be ok...
Flora*looks at the floor*: But I’m lying.
Flora: And I Don’t know how much longer I can do this to myself...
Riven: I feel like I open a scar. I’m just gonna leave ok?
Flora: Ok:)
Riven: I’m an excelent secret keeper, I have kept all of our secrets.
Musa: Liar!
Nabu*whispering*: What secrets?
Riven: Oh, no, no no. Nabu. I’m not gonna tell you, because I’m excelent secret kepper.
Nabu*whispering*: You tell me later?
Riven: You already know.
Musa: I’m strong and I know a lot of ways to destroy a man emotionally.
Riven: I can vouch for that.
THE LOST KINGDOM.
New chapter updated, let's see how Helia and Tecna handle being the directors of Red Fountain. I hope you like it.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/4/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club
Art from @cherrionse in Instagram.
-Musa when she used to study with Brandon in second year.-
Brandon:Are you even listening to me?
Musa:I'm not spacing out again. I'm here. I'm totally fine. Mentally my mind is....
*Riven coming back from training without a shirt*
Musa:*staring at him*
Brandon:*hitting himself with the book*
-Sky practing with Brandon about asking Bloom out.-
Sky*nervous as fuck*: Would you like... to go out on a daate?
Brandon*in the role*:Uhmm no.
Sky:Brandon!
Brandon:What? I'm being realist.
NEW CHAPTER. THE LOST KINGDOM.
New update. Go check it out
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/1/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club