Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space 9 and Hetalia
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Summary: “Missing scene from "Redacted". Worf is not happy that Mr. Puffin stole his seat at Quark's.”
I love the whole DS9 crew so much!
Jadzia and Worf have the same energy as John Mulaney and his wife send tweet
Data. Data around the clock
keiko is the biggest miles + julian shipper and i love her for it
A fan art mock cover for Star Trek the Next Generation starring Michael Dorn as Worf
Prophets: Sisko used baseball to explain the concept of linear time to them.
Ferengi: Quark learned about baseball to examine potential business opportunities.
Unidentified imagination aliens: One of them took the form of a baseball player based on Sisko’s interests.
Trill: Dax is an old friend of Sisko’s, they probably learned about it during life as Curzon, then definitely learned about it as Jadzia.
Cardassian: Possibly. I’m assuming that during the Dominion occupation of DS9, Gul Dukat at least took thirty seconds to learn what the baseball was for.
Vorta: If Gul Dukat bothered to learn, he probably rambled about it to Weyoun while drunk. If not, all Vorta field commanders are required to read Sisko’s psychographic profile. Baseball is in that thing somewhere.
Jem’Hadar: Guards were present during the exchange of an antique baseball card which Jake Sisko wanted to procure for his father.
Bajoran: Kira accompanied Sisko to a holosuite game, later learned to play when brought in by Sisko for his team.
Klingon: Through Worf, same circumstances as Kira.
Vulcan: Captain Solok and at least a team’s worth of his Vulcan crew learned the game in order to play against the Niners.
Changelings: Odo learned the rules in order to be the umpire, that knowledge would’ve been transferred to Laas and later the rest of the Founders when he returned to them. Every Founder now knows how to play baseball in excessive detail.
Because of Sisko, baseball knowledge extends across the galaxy and beyond the boundaries of time.
I’m imagining a scenario in which Boimler meets Worf and introduces himself as Ensign Boimler, and Worf says he recognizes him and Boims gets excited for a second until Worf explains that he recognizes the name Boimler from the brand of prune juice that comes from Bradward’s family’s vineyard.
After two episodes of star trek tng : my favourite character is Data
After two seasons of tng : my favourite character is Geordi Laforge
Six seasons in : HI MAY I TELL YOU ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR WORF HE IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS