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Psycho Mesn in Welcome to Puzzle Park song cover
Mr Puzzles: Welcome everyone to Puzzle Park, Lights and Magic, It's a work of Art! When you enter here the fun will start, you MINE, you'll never part!! Oh, it's going to be so much fun!! Getting to watch you pay for all you've done!! 3, 2, 1, There's wondrous fun and games inside, Attractions big and small, Like a 100 foot tall mega-slide that splats you on the wall!
Mario and Alice: Not so fast!!!
SMG4, Alex and Nicole: Stop right there!!!
Meggy: You better be prepared!!!
Meggy, Zoro and Alice: Cuz, we'll end this when we find your secret lair!!!
Mario: I'm-a havin' fun! Let's-a stay!
SMG4: Cut it out! There's no time to waste!
Alice: He's just this way Today, we'll teach him justice and we'll make him pay!!!
Mr Puzzles: Step right up, My friends, to PUZZLE PARK!!! Sights and frights not for the faint of heart! Don't you break away, you won't get far! Keep your hands and legs inside this ride, Is right about to start, Don't take my word for it!
SMG4 gangs: Take it from US!!! The food here is a must, In addition with your ticket, you get PuzzleVison Plus!
SMG3: Try the gift shop!
Tari: You can't miss it!
SMG4 gangs: And get yourself a plush, Mr. Puzzles is a fella you can trust!
Mario and Alice: Evil demons, go to hell!!!
SMG4 and Alex: Ugh, This isn't really going well!
Meggy and Zoro: We don't have much more ground to tread, The engine room is straight ahead!!!
Mr Puzzles: Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK!!!
Zoro: Your best prepare!
Mr Puzzles: Sights and frights not for the faint of heart!
Meggy and Nicole: We're almost there!
Mr Puzzles: Don't you break away, you won't get far!
Meggy and Alice: So say your prayers!
Mr Puzzles: Keep your hands and legs inside this ride, Is right about to start! Will, it took you a while to find out, But you found my secret hideout! Like to say congratulations, But it's time for you to die now.
SMG4 and Zoro: We've got to end this ride.
Meggy and Alex: You go left!
Mario, Nicole and Trixy: We'll go right.
SMG4, Zoro and Alice: Betcha thought you would win this fight, but you went and messed with the wrong side!
Mr Puzzles: You can't just barge in here and act like you're in charge, I'd like to see you dodge a barrage of flaming rockets and tell me you're feelin' large!
SMG4: You're as good as evicted!
Meggy: Say goodbye to your park, there's nothing your magical wishes can do to stop us!
SMG4, Meggy, Alice, Zoro: You've just been tired and convicted!
Mr Puzzles: You think you've won? Well, I'm gonna turn your filthy corpses into gushing mounds of blood! Your lives are good as done!!!
Alex: NO, STOP!
Alex: We know there's a scared little child inside you, He's hiding away, wouldn't want us to fight you.
Mr Puzzles: NO!!!
Alex and Meggy: It's not too late, reach out and take our hands and we can change your fate.
Mr Puzzles: Oh, Alex and Meggy dear, That child is gone... Six feet under right where you and your stupid friends belong!!!
Mr Puzzles: Step right up, My friends, to PUZZLE PARK!!!
Alice: you done f***ed up now!
Mr Puzzles: Sights and frights not for the faint of heart!
Nicole: Don't let you get away!
Mr Puzzles: Don't you break away, you won't get far!
Zoro: Think twice before missing with us big time!
Mr Puzzles: Keep your hands and legs inside this ride, IS RIGHT ABOUT TO START!!!
Alice: WE WILL NOT F*** THIS UP!!!
Alex: WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP!!!