I can totally see Ari cooking and just putting his whole hand on the pan to see if it’s hot enough while the others in the kitchen are just like “The hell!?”
People trust Utah for babysitting duty but when it’s Ari there needs to be another person around, elsewise Utah will do anything with the slightest bit of persuasion
Gov: Now why did you try to break into DisneyLand!!??
Utah: It seemed like a good idea at the time
Arizona: I asked politely to do something illegal
Gov: WHY!?
Arizona: Was bored lol
Also cant believe I ran ya dry of NJ HCs, sigh I guess I’ll have to ask for other states until ya get sick of me XD
Wassua broski, got any Arizona and NJ HCs up in that fancy brain of yours?
Moi? Fancy? Oh stawpppppp 🤭🤭🤭🤭
I sadly don’t have any NJ hc’s, but I do have some for Arizona (old home state! :D)
He’s 100% the Florida of the West, just less humidity.
Everyone loves him :3 No one hates him. If they do,,,,,, we’ll deal with that very quickly <3
Ari is the himbo ever <3
You may call him Ari, but if you call him Zona, he mightttttt shank you repeatedly (:
He experiences the equivalent of someone saying they’re from NY and then getting asked "what’s the city like?", but with Phoenix.
He can touch hot stuff without getting hurt (guess that’s how he’s able to touch NM huh?) and it makes the other states question his abilities
One of the only people to get the stick out of Utah’s ass and allow him to actually go have fun. Alas, the puppy eyes were too great for Utah 😔✊
As much as he loves summer, it’s an absolute nightmare sometimes cuz of his curly hair 💀 (<- coming from a curly/wavy haired person)
His hair is a sorta orange-ish brown cuz he tried bleaching it to die it, but failed and it ended up turning that color. It looks nice though, so he’s not complaining.