YEAH THEY WOULD 😭 - Blog Posts

How these two would really interact with each other:

If they ever get an episode I think that the whole city would just destroy itself but they still can't cooperate and all they would do is argue

House would walk into Wilson's office, wordlessly stop and stare at the carpet until Wilson sighs and asks "Can I help you?"

House would look up and say "I love you, Wilson"

Wilson would just reply "not giving you the patient's file."

House would stumble closer and say "forget about the patient for a second-"

Wison: Okay this is definitely a ruse because you would NEVER say that

House: Wilson I LOVE you

Wilson: wh...what are you doing. Why are you..

Then they'd kiss. Wilson would be shocked until he closes his eyes. 3 seconds would pass before his face scrunches up and he pulls back and says "what- what did you put in my mouth!?"

Then his eyes would roll back and he'd collapse to the floor. House would step over his body, take the patients file, decide to take Wilson's coffee while he's at it, and leave