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1 month ago
4 parts of an intentionally-poorly drawn comic on a gray background. Mainly consists of text with occasional doodles of Jett & Kai from Project Eden's Garden. Jett: Yo, Kai... I think I'm getting better at this whole detective thing 'cause I've finally figured you out. Kai: ? Figured out what, exactly? Jett: Hehe... Don't be intimidated. I'll show my evidence like a real detective~ First, you asked to sleep with a girl. Kinda weird, y'know? Then a few days ago, you had... uh, fuck. The thing that girls use on their period. Kai: ...Like, a tampon? Jett: Yeah! Heh... see, I even got you to admit that you know what that is.
Jett: Anyway, you had one ready to go in your pocket when Diana needed one. That's what really put me on your scent, 'cause I don't know any normal guy who'd have that. Kai: H-hey, I just picked it up in the pharmacy... Where's this going, man? Jett: Don't get too nervous yet, Bro. I've still got one last clue to put the final straw in the coffin. I noticed that even when it's burning hot outside, you're still wearing so many layers. And that's 'cause you're hiding something, am I right?
Kai: W-woah, what the hell? This isn't- Jett (interjecting): You've actually got some muscle going on under all that, don't you? You don't want the rest of guys to realize we have some serious competition! Kai: ... What? Jett: Heheh... totally shocked you. It must really be the truth then: You're a total casanova and trying to get with all the girls. You've gotta have serious experience with them to think of carrying around period stuff, y'know?
Jett: Don't worry, I'll never spill a bro's secrets. But, bro-to-bro, you don't have to worry about any competition with me. I don't really like girls like that, you get me? Ok seeya.

misunderstanding🏳️‍⚧️ (dialogue in the alt text if you can't read my handwriting)

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lmfaooo project eden's garden kai monteago p:eg jett dawson yeah this canon. to me ah yes kai is a total casanova you guys %100
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