Yord: How dare you mock me in such a manner!
Jecki: Well, how would you like me to mock you then? I take requests.
Yord: can we please do things my way for ONCE? Jecki: Yord, we tried things your way.
Yord: What are you talking about? No we didn’t.
Jecki: I did it in my head and it didn’t work. So we’re still doing things my way.
Osha, to Yord: I dare you-
Jecki: Yeah, no. Don’t you know Yord’s not allowed to accept dares??
Osha: ??? Why not???
Yord: I.. *making air quotes* “have no regard for my personal safety”
Jecki: ITS TRUE
Jecki, turning to Sol: Master, would you please back me up on this?
Sol, shrugging: Jecki does have a point, Yord..
Jecki: HA! .. I mean, see, Yord? It’s for your own safety.
Yord: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Jecki: *sighs* You’re a hazard to society.
Osha: And a coward, do twenty.
Sol: Why are you smiling?
Jecki: What? Can’t I just be happy?
Osha: Yord tripped and fell in the hallway
Yord: You know, I was once arrested for being too cool
Jecki, not impressed: Yeah, and the charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence
Jecki: How long are we going to stand here and let him do that?
Osha: Just give him a minute
Yord: *pushing on a door that clearly says pull*