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david lynch telling people in 2017 that you should accept trans people or kill yourself. he was so real for this.

They say by the end of your twenties, you should have things figured out. Your full time career should be established, you should at least be in a serious relationship if--you don't already have a ring on your finger and a few kids, you should be living on your own, you should have enough money for your house to look nice and for you to eat and for you to pay your bills but you also need a savings account for your retirement, and you should be acting like a grownup and participating in society.

I simply say to all of that: fuck off. I think it's a joke if you think you have everything figured out for the rest of your life. That pretty little picture is-- more often than not-- temporary.

I have no idea where my life is going, and I am in no rush to get there. I welcome turns of events that lead me onto a new path. I cherish the hope and the mystery that lies ahead.

It's okay to not have a plan.

oh yeah. that's exactly what cross-stitch is supposed to look like

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

"How could you do this" with the help of the demon blade "this isn't you" well yeah it's me and the demon blade "I know you're a good person" yeah that wasn't in question "please come home" not if you're gonna be a dick to the demon blade "we need to destroy the demon blade" listen I don't come to family gatherings and say we Need To Destroy aunt cassie and she's genuinely evil, unlike the demon blade

redeeming moment for crazy white women everywhere

Patch Notes:

Nerfed the "Tuna trick" that was unintentionally letting players skip past the sphinx without listening to her riddle (we spent a lot of time making riddles for you 😡)

Improved the Cyclop's field of view by 12% (big thanks to Optomitism92 for the 40 pages of forum posts about eye lenses)

Mummies will now spawn with big naturals and wolf cuts regardless of gender

Nerfed compound interest (vampires)

Nerfed stock market (vampires)

Added more rivers (vampires)

The Pharoah's Curse is now a stacking debuff for each additional stolen artifact in the player's possession (England shall be buried in sand🙏)

Added more beetles