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“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

Men will literally study Paracelsus, translate 1600s alchemical texts and distill potions for melancholy before going to therapy

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

glad to see those spreading the truth

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

Been playing a game of Brindlewood Bay and since my brain has been giving me nothing but dial-up internet noises lately when I try to make art I just used Hero Forge to make my character.

This is Ernestine Wallace, widow and retired librarian. No children of her own but legions of niblings and grand-niblings. Avid knitter. General busybody. Solves murders with the other ladies from her book club.

i just wish the frightening ghoul would say something. for once. the silence is more disconcerting than anything it might say