Oh My God I Just Remembered Last Night's Dream. I Was A Concubine At An Ancient Chinese Emperor's Court,

Tumblr has a fun magic feature where an innocuous statement can spawn a new entity either to punctuate a joke or to spring forth a fully formed mirror nemesis to the OP

We literally just found life on another planet and everybody is just like "and?" Life on earth so wild rn we don't even care 💀💀

Even without words, we communicate through our eyes.

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

Ok so I liked the film

honestly bedsheets are developing new topologies and geometric forms in the middle of the night and nobody knows why and its really scary