no relation to that other onion | 19 | they/he | how do you like that obama? i pissed on the moon, you idiot
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yingdu shiguang dynamic in a nutshell
reasons I'm like a bug!!
• I am silly
• I like crawling around
• I attempt to climb walls
if you’re under 17 but older than 6, no you’re not. those aren’t real ages. made up ages. propaganda ages. made up to sell more plastic or something
people who defend melania trump as their “bad bitch diva yasss queen get that bag, she’s literally the ultimate sugar baby and hates him😋😝 she defff voted for kamala i can feel it🥰” are some of the most misinformed, birdbrained, detestable people out there.
you dumb ass motherfuckers will suck the ass of anyone as long as they have a bbl and spray tan, good fucking god get a grip on reality.
how do i, a canadian, know more about how evil and twisted this woman is than people in the fucking country her husbands about to run?
im so glad people have decided to stop sleeping on doechii, my wife frl
hopefully this isn’t one of those things where the internet obsesses over her until the hype of her release dies down like w oh the places you’ll go
Doechii "Denial Is A River" posters inspired by The Sims 2 Advertisements
just wanted all 8 of you who liked this to know that me and my best friend still say “is your peenie long” because of this
idk if this is actually funny or not but my target audience (me) was reached so thats all that matters
i think there should be a game show where im the first ep someone gets all of their ex’s into a ring and they street fight it out until only one is left. the one who remains will get a shot at redemption and has to spend like ten episodes doing intensive therapy exercises.
kinda like tool academy tbh
having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing
I saw his penis nest.
I can't take this.
if you don’t find ray toro attractive you’re factually incorrect, btw
I have no horse in this race
Are you a radfem?
No. Those people are unenlightened transphobic fools. If you're a radfem consider blowing up and exploding
instead of beating the dead horse of ellen, i vote heather shaw to be the new evil lesbian comedian
I used to think that even a flap of a butterfly might cause a hurricane strong enough to ruin the world. I was wrong. The power of time is still far beyond our imagination. The future may not change due to a ripple of the past. - Shiguang Daili Ren: Yingdu Pian - Episode 1
I cannot fucking believe how many good God fearing Americans are being fucking milked every day in Wisconsin to make cheese. I fucking hate it here. It's a human rights violation. It's absurd. It's like the country is run by angry cows.
Did you figure out what this post is REALLY ABOUT?
every so often i get reminded that terfs are inherently misogynistic/lesbophobic and it makes me chuckle quite a bit
How many dives do you think it took Lu Guang to perfect his basketball game
Ugh! Boys never go to bed on time!
idk if this is actually funny or not but my target audience (me) was reached so thats all that matters
im gonna do unsavoury things to the government over this
lu guang, i'm sorry. save... them.
its the fucking signature dead wife scene
SHEEEEEE
she <3
losing my absolute shit over this
"Cock! A dude will do!"
i have a strange relationship with the twinks. twinks have an energy that i simply cannot compete with and idk if i feel more respect or begrudgingly towards them
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