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1 year ago

3 am

3 Am

Hobie with the prompt: "it's three in the morning".

Warnings : none Infos : gn!reader

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Hobie was your... You and him you were... Okay, it wasn't quite defined yet, but you surely liked each other very much. Even if you didn't put a clear label on your relationship, he was yours and you were his.

You often go to his concerts, listening to his band while drinking cheap alcohol until the wee hours of the morning. Some other times, you two just stayed at yours or his place, cuddling while watching some film. An horror movie if it's his turn to choose. The rest of the time he'd gone god knows where, fighting capitalism, dismantling systems of oppression rebelling against injustices,...

Tonight it's one of those nights. You decided to spend the evening watching your favorite movie and then go to sleep early. Even if you liked being with Hobie very much, you truly had a lack of sleep because of it.

You were sleeping deeply when you heard someone come in your room. You jumped out of the bed to take the baseball bat hanging on your wall, scared and ready to kick the ass of the intruder.

"Hey, easy there. You don't wanna break my nose don't you ?"

Hobie was there, a grin on his face. He turned on the light of the room.

"Hobie ! I though that was an intruder!" You scowled at his while putting the bat away.

"You aren't happy to see me ?"

"Hobie. It's three in the morning."

"And? I missed you, love."

You tried to maintain an angry face, you really did. But when he puts his hands around your waist to draw you to him, you melted in his arms right away. You let him him kiss you softly, even if you did pout for the principle.

"I really need to sleep you know?"

"Yeah, I know love. I'm here now, let's go to sleep."

He then draws you to the bed, below your blanket. And it's in his protective embrace that you fell asleep again, having a better night now that he's with you.


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1 year ago

Friends or more? Sentence Starters

aka “sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?” type of things

(send a name and a sentence)

“You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?”

“We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”

“Your lips are getting really close to mine.”

“I’m not jealous, but, like, come on, movie night is just for me and you only.”

“I dare you to kiss me.”

“No, go on the Ferris Wheel with me, not them.”

“You can share my jacket with me, since you’re shivering.”

“Why is your hand on my ass?”

“Cuddle with me.”

“I just kissed your forehead, chill.”

“Shit, how’d you make me blush like this?”

“Are you trying to turn me on?”

“Let’s hang out, but I’ll pay for everything, and we can go to this fancy restaurant– No, not a date.”

“Okay, I guess this is a date, actually.”

“Stop with the tongue thing, it’s strangely attractive.”

“I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk.”

“I don’t want to be friends with benefits, but I do want something more, I just can’t figure out what.”

“When did you get so beautiful?”

“If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”

“Their pick-up line wasn’t as good as any of mine, I’m just saying.”

“No, I don’t know how I got a boner, It just kind of happened! It’s because of how you were eating that ice cream, I bet!”

“I’m holding your hand because the movie is scary, alright?  It’s a… Terrifying… Rom-com… ….. .”

“Why’d you let go of me?”

“I accidentally called you my girlfriend/boyfriend today.”

“I kissed you because we were drunk.”

“I kissed you because I didn’t know what else to do.”

“Could you not talk to him/her, please?  I think they’re trying to date you.”

“I wish we could stay like this forever…”

“I had this dream where we were dating.”

“I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now.”

“Why do you always call me when I’m on a date?”

“No, I can’t hang out, I’m on a date and you know that.” 

“Okay, maybe I am a bit jealous.”

“Just remember, he/she’s not the one who taught you how to kiss.”

“It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.”

“Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season.”

“I say this a lot, but, look, they’re not good enough for you.”

“You’re always wrapping your arms around me in lines.”

“I was listening to that love song, and you came to mind.  Weird, right?”

“You know this voucher only works for couples, right?”

“Are you implying that you want to kiss me?”

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“You’re blushing so hard, all I did was say “I love you” in French.”

“I could get used to waking up next to you, actually.”

“Right… Well… I’m not sure how we ended up kissing like that…”

“I’m personally offended that you didn’t get me to be your fake date.”

“We would make a pretty good couple.”

“The date didn’t go well.  Yeah, she/he didn’t like how I kept mentioning all of our adventures.”

“How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”

“Sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?”

2 years ago

Mace Windu x Jedi reader NSFW ALPHABET

Warnings : sex= minor denied !

Infos : GN reader

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Mace isn't really good in aftercare. It's mainly related with the fact that he's not good at giving affection.

But if you snuggle up in his arms after a very intense night, he'll let you stay like that and he'll maybe stroke your hairs.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I hc Mace as a "chest" man. Either a muscular torso, or boobs, it's his favorite body part. He can see it behind your robes and love to undress you to see it.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically).

Usually in you. He don't like making a mess or risking to stain his robes. But if you two are in the privacy of a room where you can fully undress, he'll definitely come on your chest.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

His number one fantasm would be to do it in his council chair. But sadly it's impossible so he'll buy a replica to install in your room.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

I think Mace is experienced, more in number than in practices. Fast sex in dirty hotel room between two mission was barely all he new before you. And that, it was before the war.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

Mace is a big fan of Doggystyle. If you have hair he'll pull them during. But if you don't, a hand around your neck will do the deal.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Are you really asking? It's Mace Windu. Mister serious in person. He rarely smile, even less laugh. So he's as serious during sex.

Buuuut the man is a tease. He'll playfully tease you if he's in the mood. But it'll still be somewhat serious.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Mace like to be shaved everywhere. He finds it "more convenient".

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

At first, he's not at all. Sex is the summum of the intimacy that he can manage to have with you, regarding his duties as a Jedi. But as the month pass he'll grow softer in front of you. He'll be more inclined to taking you in his arms, smiling to you,...

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He used to did it to relieve his stress. But now he has you and he prefers to wait to have you in person.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

[Power dynamics/bondage/orgasm denial & control]

He really like to be in control. He'll tied you and will control every seconds until the moment when you cum. Especially when you cum.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Usually you don't have much choices. A closet, an empty training or meditation room will do the thing. Or an hotel room when you both have time. Different every time for more safety.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you read in the jedi library, seeing meditate or training your katas. Everything that made you the excellent jedi that you are makes him horny.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Even if he like being rough, he'll never be cruel. The war is cruel, the sith are cruel. He's not like that and don't wants to hurt you. You're the softest thing in his life after all.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He thought that he preferred receiving, but discovered that he loved seeing you squirm and moan. So I think he likes both equally now.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

When you don't have time, he'll be fast and rough. You both like it.

But when you have time, he'll still be rough, bit definitely slower to appreciate every centimeters of you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc)

You usually don't have much choice, so you two often do it in a furniture closet or an empty training room. It's good, it helps you to relax, and you both like it very much.

Quickies are ideal during war time, especially between two meetings.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

At first, Mace doesn't liked to experiment. Preferring to stay in his confort zone.

But as you proposed more and more ideas, he started to accept them, but it took time.

The only things off limits are if other people can see it. That's a no no, he'll never want to

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He's a master Jedi, and you're a jedi. Obviously you have a great stamina and used it a lot. He can go multiple for hours if you both have the time.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

No toys (it's hard to have some and to hide them) but some strings, handcuffs, etc... He'll play with what he already have.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

This man will make you beg. His favorite thing is to stay still inside of you until your begging convince him to move.

Such a bastard. (You love it)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Mace is very VERY quiet. No moan, practically no grunts, practically nothing. It was strange for you at first, thinking he didn't liked it. Because on the other hand, he's VERY verbal to tell you how good you are for him.

But one day you deapthroated him totally (not an easy task), and you heard him making the most erotic moan that you've ever heard.

After that you've told him how much you liked it and since he tries to be a bit more loud for you.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character)

After discovering what's shibari, he became a huge fan of it. He'll tie you up in complex strings pattern and fuck you for hours.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants

Big dick energy. I know it, you knows it, everyone knows.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Mace have a lot of self restraining. But at the second where you're both alone, be prepared of him grabbing your hips to push you into the first surface area and fuck you merciless.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He'll always wait for you to fall asleep. Sometimes he'll work on his datapad if you're not tired.

You think it's cute.


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2 years ago

Hello

The Request: Alastor Moody proposes to Y/N in front of the crowd after he's sure his feelings are the same.

و همه غیر منتظره و متعجب هستند لطفاً

خودتان چیزی به آن اضافه کنید متشکرم متاسفم برای انگلیسی بد این زبان مادری من نیست

That's such a good idea omgggg !

I've modified it just a little bit tho. I hope you'll like it !

Warnings : none

Infos : pure fluff, GN reader

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It was a beautiful Sunday. No cloud in the blue sky and a soft breeze who made the temperature ideal.

Like often, Molly invited the order to eat at The Burrow. And like always since the start of your relationship, you came with Alastor. Your relation was made public few months ago, since he wasn't afraid anymore. Although, he wasn't more demonstrative of his feelings for you. But he let you take his hand and give him a kiss here and there. And he always made sure that your glass and plate were full, a way for him to show how much he cared for you without loosing his reputation of tough guy, preferring keeping his romantic side for when you were both alone.

You didn't mind tho, you loved him, more than you ever loved anyone.

Everyone had finished their meal, and we're chatting before the dessert. The mood was good, everyone seemed happy. It's only when Moody get up and cleared his throat that everyone went silent. You looked at him, curious of what he'll do or say.

He looked at you, a slight blush on his cheeks, seeming a bit flustered.

"Y/N... Before you, I lived a lonely life, and that suited me just fine. But that was before I met you. Before I knew what love could do to me. How it had made me someone better, happier,..."

No one talked, and you just looked at him with wide eyes. His tone was more sentimental than ever.

"And I can't thank you enough for everything. Now I can't imagine a life without you... I know that I'm very far of the romantic dream but..."

He then processed to get down on one knee, his bad one. He got out a little box off his jacket and opened it for you, revealing a beautiful ring. When you saw it, you knew how much thought he had put to find it.

"Y/N would you give me the honor to marry me..?"

Alastor waited for your answer, his heart beating way too fast.

And then you started to cry and to jump in his arms.

"Oh yes Alastor! A hundred time yes !"

You kissed him deeply for long minutes until breaking apart to let him put the ring on your finger. Everyone was cheering you both.

You helped him get up and kissed him again. You've never imagined that he'll ask you to marry him today, nor in front of a crowd.

"I love you Alastor... So much"

"Me too dear. More than you can imagine."

He smiled softly. Everyone approached to congratulate you. They were genuinely happy for both of you.

You spend the rest of the day on cloud nine until you both go back home. You haven't let his hand out of yours all day and you never kissed him that much in so little hours.

In your bed, you are looking at the ring.

"It's perfect... Literally perfect..."

"You deserve it"

Alastor smiles and kiss your forehead. You smiled as you remembered his little speech.

"That was... The most romantic thing I've ever seen. I've never thought that you'll ever do something like that.."

He chuckled softly.

"I know that you'd love the gesture. So I made an effort. Because I love you..."

You kissed him for the hundredth time today. Your boyf- no, fiancé was so perfect for you. And now you two will be together for the rest of your life.

Your relation has been hard sometimes. But you loved each other, and this happiness was all it mattered


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2 years ago

Mel: How do you function if you never sleep?

Viktor: Well, When the caffeine inevitably runs out, The anxiety and panic attacks kick in, So I never feel tired I’m, always running with energy!

Jayce: Are you okay Viktor…

Viktor: no

2 years ago

ALL THE AO3 FANS I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU

I've buy this badge at a convention

I'm so proud of it 😭

ALL THE AO3 FANS I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU

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2 years ago

Married life with Alastor Moody would include:

Thanks to @captainswaltz97 for the idea. I hope you'll like it !

And I'm sorry if I haven't posted for a while, my depression f me too hard lol

Infos : fluff, gender neutral reader

Warning: nsfw at the end

I don't support JKR !

SFW:

- Not going out very often because he doesn't really likes to. The amount of possible danger gave him anxiety. Instead, you two rest on the couch, talking and reading a lot.

- Him often painting. In these moments, you liked to watch him. It was a pleasure to just see him do that, to watch his peaceful and focused face.

- Him being very protective of you. He always comes with you when you go outside, acting like a bodyguard and scaring anyone that would talk to you.

- Him often cooking for you or doing your "chores" for you. He said that he does that because you deserve it.

- You help him with his health problems with massaging him, etc... At first, he assured you that you didn't have to do it, embarrassed by his own weakness, but you insisted. Now he's more confident about it and will maybe ask for your help if needed.

- Him sleeping much better with you. But then you have to endure him snoring a lot. (He always says sorry in the morning tho)

NSFW :

- The most tender lover ever. Always making love to you like you were the most precious thing on earth (which you are for him).

- Him always wanting to go down on you. He just wants to make you feel you. To reward you for everything you do for him.


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2 years ago

It's my birthday today!

I'm finally 18 eheh <3

So happy birthday to me !

2 years ago

Alastor Moody x reader who have piercings and/or tattoos

Being pierced I just thinking that it was funny to make

Infos : gn reader

Warnings: piercings and tatoos? Mention of genital (for genitals piercings) and sex too (just mentioned)

Piercings:

- Moody wouldn't like too much piercing, even more on the face. It's just something that he don't like

- And he wouldn't really care about it if you just have a few. It's just something on you.

- But for any of them he'll dislike the fact that it might be something to grab during a fight, so it might hurt you maybe.

- I don't think that he'll like body piercings that much. He'll be scared to hurt you to play with it

- And we'll be realistic: he'll hate (intimate) piercings. Like he wouldn't understand at all an be genuinely frightened

Tatoos:

- In an other way, Alastor would love your tatoos. Even more if they have meanings.

- He would take a lot of time just touching and watching them

- Would definitely ask you about it when you're alone, especially after sex

- Alastor would really like how you show your personality with them


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2 years ago

Imagine telling Alastor Moody that you can't have children.

I had this idea with the wonderful fic named "war wounds" by R.J. Anderson in fanfiction.net

Please read it it's so good !

Infos : afab reader (for "clinical reasons") but gn pronouns, and it's a sad imagine this time

Warnings : infertility! (Don't read if you're sensitive to this subject)

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You confessed your love to Alastor some weeks ago. And even if he felt the same, he couldn't imagine starting a relationship with you.

You were too young for an old man like him, you deserved better, he thought. He tried to tell you that, but you didn't care. You loved him and wanted to be with him.

Today, it was the same argument as every other one since your confession. But this time, Alastor found something that really might change your mind.

"There's one thing I really can't give you."

" And what's that, Alastor? Diamonds, gold ?" You retorted, sarcastic.

"A child"

This time you truly went silent. You didn't want to, but your face took a saddening look. Alastor hated him for that, and even more when you answer him.

"I can't have children anyway."

"Why are you saying that? Maybe you don't want one now but one day..."

"No you don't understand. I can't. My body... It can't"

Tears appeared in your eyes, and he came closer to take you in his arms.

"I'm sorry love... It's a tough thing"

Alastor stroked your hairs. You let some tears run down your cheeks, your face buried in his chest.

"I'm born like that... I'm born broken Alastor... I don't know many people who would like to be with someone like that, like me. I can't give children to the person I love. I will never know this happiness..."

Alastor understood. The thoughts and the feelings of being broken, not enough, not loveable for your imperfections. And the pain that resulted from it.

" I'm a failure. No one one want a failure..."

Even if he understood your pain, he couldn't hear you devalue yourself. For such a trivial thing than children.

"I can't imagine greater happiness than being with you. You'll find the person made for you one day, I promise."

"I found it. But he push me away..."

Alastor didn't answer you and just continued to stoke your hairs.

"I understand your thoughts you know? Just... Please hold me just today..."

Yes, he couldn't be with you. But today he can let himself comfort you. You needed him, how could he ever deny it to you ?


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2 years ago

Imagine Saruman being jealous.

Here's my work for @soplezhuy !

I finally finished it omg and I hope it's good !

I'm sorry if it's not what you've imagined of if it's ooc but I'm not the best connoisseur of Saruman x/ (I'm really scared to post it lmao)

Infos : Saruman x gn reader

Warnings: small smut at the end, jealous behavior (not really healthy but we've seen worse)

Everyone knows that you two are in a relationship. It was this type of matter that was never discussed. Elrond, Gandalf, Radagast and Galadriel don't seem to care about it. Even if they're finding it weird due to the age difference. But you and your lover couldn't care less.

Saruman has always been protector of you. You're his beloved, the person he loves and cares about the most. It's logical that he'll make sure you're safe.

But recently you've visited Gandalf quite often, as he was a friend of yours. And it drives him mad. At first, he didn't really understand why, until he started to recognize the bitter feeling as jealousy. He hated all the time that you had with Gandalf.

So, next time you dressed up to visit him, when you told him goodbye in the throne room, he asked you to stay at home with him. Where you belonged. Pretending he needed you for some tasks. But you politely declined, you promised to Gandalf to drink the tea with him. But Saruman didn't take "no" as an answer and started to tell you how pathetic Gandalf was to try to have you for himself, and mostly how stupid you were to fall for that. You couldn't understand why he said that or why he was so angry. The bitter words he used weren't usual for him. You tried to just go away, but he locked the door in front of you and all the others as well.

" I will not let this man have you. You're mine. Do you understand!?"

Now he really started to scare you, and a tear rolled down your cheek. Seeing this, Saruman immediately calmed down and tried to approach you.

" My beloved... I wasn't trying to scare you. I only wanted to protect you."

"Protect me from what ?! Gandalf is a dear friend of mine. His yours too !"

"I know. I was only..."

"Were you.... Jealous ?"

Your lover sighted and resumed with no response. Even if you didn't need one. You slowly approached him and took his hand.

"Gandalf has always been quite fond of you my beloved."

"But he's not the man I love. You are."

He gently put his forehead against yours.

"Don't you trust me..?"

" I trust you. It's him..."

" I love you Saruman. I'll always will."

You tenderly kissed him. You truly meant what you said. He was the only one for you. He kissed you back and pushed your body against his. Right now, he needed to feel your warmth and your body against him. He gently took you to his throne, where he sat and put you on his lap. Saruman caressed every inch of your body that he could feel. He needed to make you his here and now. He stopped the kiss to bite your neck.

" Who are you belonging to?"

"To you... I'm yours"

"Say it again."

You repeated that you were his and only his as he completely undressed you. He pulled up his robes, and you started to ride him just like he wanted, letting love confessions out between your moans. This time, Saruman's grip on you was not tender like always, but possessive. You were his, and you'll always be.


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2 years ago

Random Alastor Moody NSFW headcanons

I tried a different format (something more chill and kinda funny)

Lmk if you liked it !

!I don't own HP and don't support jkr the terf!

Infos : afab reader, smut and fluff

Warnings: smut: MINORS DENIED

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- so tender. Like really omg would be so gentle with you that you'll cry

- veeeery vocal. This man can't help himself but groaning and moaning during the act. He was shy about until you told him how much you liked it

- doesn't really likes lingerie. Of course you're breathtaking in it, but he prefers when you're totally naked (or naked with one of his shirts)

- about that! Would go totally FERAL if he discovers that you're naked under your clothes. Won't be able to hold his desire long, so be prepared sweetie

- also : this man is your poor victim when you decide to dirty talk and/or tease. He's just at your mercy (be kind, he deserves it)

- PLEASE PRAISE THIS MAN. He'll never admit it out loud but omg he just loves when you tell him how good he is and how good he makes you feel.

- would eat you for hours if you asked. Eat it like a pro fr ! Would be so classy about it ? Not messy at all just a perfect thong choreography ? Alastor "cunt eater" Moody fr


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2 years ago

Oh hey sweetie here to see how the work on Saruman and the reader is going. Don't think I'm rushing you, but I'm excited to see it.

Oh Hey Sweetie Here To See How The Work On Saruman And The Reader Is Going. Don't Think I'm Rushing You,

Eheh I'm working on it

I had to rewatch EVERYTHING 😩 all the hobbit+ lord of the rings lmao

it arrive fast I swear ! <33

2 years ago

hi! I saw that you made my request for alastor! wanted to thank you! I was very happy to see that you placed my order! I loved it! 🥹🥺❤️

Hii!

I was really happy to have a request, it was my first request ever!!

And I'm so happy to see that you liked it 🥰

2 years ago

hey! how are you? could you make a sfw alphabet for alastor moody? 🥹🥹🙏 (sorry if the English is bad or confusing, I'm using Google translator)

Thank you so much for asking me ! It really means the word to me <33

Disclaimer: I don't own hp and don't support jkr

Warnings: none

Infos: GN reader

Sorry for the bad english it's not my main language

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Alastor is definitely very affectionate with you. Even if he was shy about it at first and refrained himself from giving too much.

But he never shows this side of him in front of others.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

It's definitely nice to have Moody as a friend. He's a really great listener and will have your back at any time. With the tough life he had, he'll be able to give you meaningful advice.

Paranoid as he is, earning his trust to be called his friend or best friend is a real challenge but gives you the best reward.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Alastor is really a cuddler. Having you in his arms is a feeling that he can't describe. It makes him happy and feel strong. Feeling that you're perfectly protected right there with him. But no one knows, except you.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Moody had a tough and stressful life. Since you entered his life, you have brought happiness and sweetness in it. All he can dreams of now if to keep you forever. He would really want to settle down with you in his house and just live a peaceful life.

Being that paranoiac, he's used to cooking for himself, and now he can make some really good dishes. But if you want anything sweet, you'll have to do it yourself. He really can't bake any cakes of any sort.

About cleaning, Moody really likes to have a clean and organized house. He's not a freak, but he prefers it. And his mom raised him well, so you'll split the chores fairly.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

It'll be for your own safety. And he'll not let you a choice, even threatening to obliterate you. You needed to be safe, even if it broke both of your hearts. In front of you he'll keep a composed face. But later, alone in his house, he'll cry.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Just like settling down, now that he has you he'll really want to keep you. And the idea of you being his wife always warms his heart.

But he'll take a while to propose, even if he has a ring. Alastor would be really unsure about himself and would always ask himself why such a beautiful person like you would be with him. And your safety would also be a huge concern of him.

Eventually he'll manage to shut these thoughts down and just ask you.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

With you, Alastor is always gentle. Even if he's always rough and tough with people, with you he's just the sweetest. He cares so much for you, how could he be anything else ?

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Alastor is your personal teddy bear and you love being wrapped in his arms. In his big bear embrace, you feel protected.

At first he'll be somewhat flustered after it as he didn't want you to think he was weak. But this stupidity didn't last long when you told him how much you liked it.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It would take some time for him to say it. Not because he didn't think it, but because he knew that once he'd told you that, he wouldn't be able to let you go. For him it's a serious thing to do.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Alastor can't help himself but being a jealous man. Being insecure about himself and thinking you deserve better, he can be easily jealous.

He'll never ask for you to stop talking to some people but if you two are early in the relationship, he have the bad habit of distancing himself from you. As your relationship grows, his self confidence did too and he'll just step between you and the person to make them understand that you're not free. (And maybe they were cursed...)

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Alastor is so much of a great kisser. He doesn't do it often tho. You'll usually have to ask him for it, but he'll gladly oblige. A short but deep kiss is what he prefers.

Being significantly taller than you, he likes to kiss you on your forehead.

And even if he'll never say it out loud, he loves when you kiss him in his scars on his cheek. It makes him all fuzzy and blush when you do it.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Moody always thinks that he's terrible with little kids and that they'll get scared by his scars. But when he lighten up, he's really good with them. Telling them stories about his auror's life, riding with them on his broom,... Kids love him.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Mornings with Alastor are full of sweetness. He'll just hug you tight, wanting to lie down in bed with you forever.

When you two finally get up, he'll be especially soft with you. Helping you to brush your hair, gently kissing you every time you're within reach...

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

The night are as sweet as the mornings but with some *passion* added. And after that, you two would snuggle in his bed until you both fall asleep.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

It will takes time for him to start revealing things about himself. Even when you're already dating, he'll might get reluctant to tell you anything.

You don't pressure him to do so and you usually work with what you've noticed. And he's thankful for that.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

With you, he's anything but patient. Even when you get reckless, he can't get mad at you.

People jokingly told you that he's unfair because he gets angry so easily with everyone else.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Being a great listener, he'll remember every little things you tell him. From which cup you drink you coffee in, to what's your favorite perfume or what's your favorite book.

When you notice that he uses this, your heart melt.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

It wasn't a particularly special day. You two were invited to Molly's house to eat. When it was getting late, you slightly yawned and turned to him. You said that you were tired and that you should go home.

You used the word "home" to describe his house. You weren't officially living there, and Alastor hasn't had the guts to ask you. So hearing that just melted his heart. You were comfortable enough with him to call a place that wasn't yours, your home. Meaning you wanted to have a home with him...

It might sound silly, but to him, it was a precious moment.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

AHAH it's Mad Eye Moody. You couldn't be more protected by anyone. Your safety is his number one priority.

He taught you occlumency and how to properly duel in case he wasn't there.

He'll also prevent you from doing anything that might be dangerous, even if you assure him that you'll be safe. It leads to some petty fight between the two of you.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Alastor always gives you the most thoughtful gifts. He somehow always knows what you'll love the most. He doesn't often offer you a big thing, keeping it for an anniversary or Christmas etc.

At first, he didn't do it because it flustered him to show you how much you meant to him. But now, on dates or just out of the blue, he's most likely to give you something small but really thoughtful. Like buying your favorite tea or a book that you've told him about.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

A bad habit of him would be how his paranoia and constant vigilance might hurt you sometimes. He can get stressed and might be too harsh with you or sometimes prevent you from doing normal life things without asking.

He really doesn't want to hurt you but can't help himself.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

While he's not concerned about his clothes or hair or anything like that, he knows what he looks like. Alastor finds himself ugly, even monstrous sometimes because of his scars. He's lived with it for years now, so his thoughts about it are less bad, but he'll never find himself handsome or anything.

Handsome is a term that you often use to describe him with such honesty that he really doesn't understand how you can ever think that. But you really do. He's your handsome man.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Since you entered his life, you'd take an important place in it. To the point that he couldn't imagine his life without you now.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Physical touch is perhaps his favorite love language. Keeping a hand on you back when you're with other people, massaging your shoulders whenever you're stressed about something, stroking your hairs when you lie down on his legs on the couch,... Being so touch starved for such a long time, he seems to always have a hand on you nowadays.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Alastor couldn't be with someone with a bad moral. Like someone who hurts people for fun or their own benefits. He just couldn't.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

Alastor is an insomniac. Due to his mental health, his constant paranoias and his nightmares, he usually has terrible sleep. If he just can't sleep, he'll watch you until he finally falls asleep.

Sometimes his nightmares wake you up too. In these moments, he's filled with shame and anger for letting you see this part of him.


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2 years ago

Me realizing that I forgot the petname 'sweet girl' 3 TIMES in my imagines with a gn reader...

I'm sorry 😭

2 years ago

Imagine Count Dooku being your sugar daddy

!I don't own Star Wars!

Infos : GN reader, sdsb relations

I'm sure that I'm not the only one who's seen his potential as a sd so here we go :))

(it's kinda cheesy but idc)

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Dooku is immensely rich, it's well known. And his favorite activity is spending his money for your pleasure. He'll buys you anything, anytime. Usually you don't even have to ask. You have more clothes and jewelry than you've ever imagined having in your life.

Since then you lived with him, your "job" was to distracting him from all the stress of the war. He was not really interested in only a sexual relationship so he never asked you for anything more than a kiss or a embrace. Dooku was more interested in mental connexion. He loved to have someone sweet at his manor to warmth his life and having deep and interesting conversations. And being able to pamper someone was a appreciable feeling.

An usual evening began with a nice dinner when you'll talk to him about your day or you week. Then you two would go in your favorite living room to talk with a tea or a glass of alcohol. Sometimes, instead of just holding his hand, you were lying in his arms, him gently stroking your hairs.

You never travels out of the planet, you were safer on Serenno. But he wished to travel with you across the galaxy to show you all her beauties. Instead, he try to brings you local things that you might like.

Dooku was such a gentle and an interesting man. He makes you laugh and always taught you stories from his youth.

Sometimes you barely saw him for days. You know it's because of the war. He never talks with you about that tho. And he always apologize of his absences with gifts and quality time.

With him being a force sensitive, you begged him to tells you about the force and to demonstrate his powers. One time he lifted you up with the force to made you sit on his lap. You absolute loved it.

You two growing closer as time pass. It wasn't really love but more of a mutual affection. And you both truly cared for each other.


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2 years ago

Imagine giving a head to Alastor Moody

!! I don't own HP and I don't support JKR !!

Infos : gn reader, fluff

TW: just sex lmao : MINORS DON'T READ

My sweet Alastor really needed it eheh

(my request are open <3)

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- Him being insecure at first. His skin was full of scars. Alastor was so self conscious that he wasn't an attractive man.

- He tried to keep your hands above your head, he didn't want you to feel his disgusting skin. But when Alastor heard you crying and beg to touch him, he couldn't resist and dropped your hands.

- Your kissed him harder as you feel his warm skin under your hands.

"My beautiful warrior..." You called him.

And Alastor nearly cried.

- You were under him and you ask to switch position. He agreed, thinking he was too heavy for you.

- But when you went down between his leg by gently kissing his body with a fascinated expression, he shivered. He've never imagined that someone would touch him with a visible pleasure.

- You released his erection and took him in your hand. His sigh of relief was all you needed to take the end in your mouth.

- He moaned. Having you, someone beautiful, on his bed was a thing. But you honored him with your mouth. You wanted him enough to do that without him asking for that (even though he would never have asked you).

- He shivered and moaned harder when you took the rest in your mouth.

"By Merlin... Oh love..!"

- He then let his head fall back as his brains went numb with no other thoughts than the delicious pleasure you were giving to him.

- During longs minutes, you made the greatest auror of the magic world shivering and whining. Not an easy thing.

- When he feel that he's close, he'll make you stop by gently pulling your hair. Alastor didn't wanted to make a mess or to get you dirty (he thinks that cumming in your mouth is dirty)

- You'll beg him for it, kissing and licking gently his cock. You wanted to give him the entire experience.

- Too stunned by how desperate you looked and the pleasure, he'll drop your hairs and let you take him back in your mouth.

- Alastor couldn't take his eyes of you and as the pleasure was increasing, he'll bite his lips and put a hand in your hairs.

- He tried to holding his orgasm but he failed at the moment that you looked up at him.

- He'll cum letting out something between a moan and a growl and shivered when he saw you swallowed.

- You went up to gently kiss him as he tried to catch his breath. He hugged you tight and thanked you for this gift. Because yes, he sees it as an amazing gift from you.

- And after he recovered from his emotions... Prepare yourself for the best night of your life because he'll will really reciprocate.


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2 years ago

NSFW alphabet : Alastor Moody

!! I don't own Harry Potter and I don't support JKR !!

Also, english isn't my first language sorry

Infos : GN reader, fluff

TW : sex : MINOR DON'T READ PLZ

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Soft touch, gentle kisses, big bear hug. He's perfect. You're the most important person in his life and he want to thank you for what you offer to him. Because yes, he think that sex is a privilege that you accord to him.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves your lips. The way that you smile at him without any disgust, the way that you always kiss him when you sees him in a room... It makes him warm.

You like his scars. Real testimony of his life, his battles, his courage. It proves how strong he is. He's you beautiful warrior.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically).

Being sometimes very traditional about sex, he'll cum in you only. On you would feel dirty for him. The last thing he wants is to make you feel that way.

But he might get persuaded to cum on your mouth. Swallow and you'll lost the poor man.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Alastor have a thing for when you take the lead. He love when you climb on him and told him what exactly you want. You honesty is incredibly hot and make him wanna do anything you want.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He surely had some experience when he was younger.

But since a long time, he used to paid for sex. (It's not my idea but omg I love this hc). He trusted sex workers more than total strangers. He usually goes once every few months as a pause in his life and to relieve his stress.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

Missionary or you above him, tight in his arms ("watering can" position) when his leg need rest. A position where he can watch your face while being close to you. He loves to see that you really like it, that's he's doing good to please you.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Alastor is mostly serious during the act, but he might surprise you with some humourous dirty talk (who was extremely hot btw).

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Alastor doesn't really care about that. Luckily, magic makes the work easier.

He'll do the bare minimum to be clean, bit if you wants him to do things differently, he'll oblige.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Alastor isn't the most romantic person ever.

But he'll hold you so tight and would make love with such tenderness...

Expect some sweet declarations from him during the love time.

Oh dear... You make me feel so alive... I love you so much...

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

First of all, PTSD and mental health have a real impact on libido so I think that (especially after the thing with Crouch), his libido was really low.

And second of all, Moody used to bottle all his needs, resulting in a lot of sex with you when you wake his libido up.

So, no masturbation for Alastor. He prefers making love with you by far.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

During your first time together, you couldn't stop to tell him how good he was, how beautiful you find him. It was the first time that someone told him that.

With you he discovered that he loved being praised. So yeah, praise kink.

Other than that, he's soft and not really into anything related to bdsm. Sex is something sweet and intimate for him. He would hate to hurt you.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

In a safe place, at his house which is protected by tons of protective spells, or in you room at Grimmaud's place.

And most of the time in a bed. That's much easier for him and less painful for his leg.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Just you showing clearly that you love or want him.

He's used to seen disgust in other persons eyes. But seeing your love or more, your desire, in yours...

And if you combine that with your hands in any part of him with a smile... The poor man is lost.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Hurting you. That's a total no for him.

And with that, all things that'll make you in danger are forbidden.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Go down on him and you'll lost him. His sounds... Oh gosh....! You would destroy the entire world to hear him moaning like this.

And he know what he's doing with his thong. But the story behind that is really sad.

When he had sex before you, it was usually payed. During the act, he could seen the hidden disgust on their faces. And as an apologize for them to have to sleep with a man as ugly as him, he would do down on them. Pleasure can mask ugliness for a moment.

But with you it's different. His skills aren't to make you forgot his uglyness, only to please the one person who is kind enough to go on his bed.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Mostly slow. Working slowly with you until the orgasm is his thing.

It's always sensual but sometimes it's more rough during quickies or when you were particularly desperate.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He used to dislike them. He love to take his time to make love to you. It was something special and unique for him. But as your relationship grows, his sex drive too. And you two are much more comfortable to tell each other when you want to have sex.

So now, sometimes it's really just a thing to release the pressure and having your lover's body closed.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

No. Definitely no. He's to scared that something might happen or if you being hurt that he'll never take any risks.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

His stamina isn't the same than when he was young. So it's one, maybe two rounds.

But he always makes sure that you come twice everytime, before letting himself came.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

No. And he don't really want some. But if you have toys and want to include them in the room, he might like it because he sees it as a way to makes you feel even better.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Not at all. He's totally at your feet and is here only to please you. You don't even have to beg.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He's really loud when he moan and growls. You're so good, he can't stop it.

At first he was uncomfortable with it. But one time you told him how hot that was, and since he continues.

But no one can hear him because of all the spell he puts on the bedroom.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character)

His often use his magic eye to see behind your clothes. And you knows it.

It often lead to you wearing the sexiest lingerie or simply nothing behind you clothes for him to see it. If you wear any toys it's a bonus.

All this results in him blushing and mumbling without anyone but you knowing the reason.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Big dick energy.

Much larger than longer. But still big

You know I'm right...

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

I that, due to his mental health, his libido was fluctuating. He used to go by long period without any desires (after the Crouch affair for example).

But now?

Everytime you allow him, he'll take it. But you'll have to take the lead, he's still shy about asking for any sexual intercourse.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

With his nightmares and his anxiety, Alastor have some troubles to sleep. But making love to you helps a bit. And sleeping with you in his arms definitely help too.

He'll always fall asleep after you and it's usually the sweet sounds of your respiration that makes him fall asleep.


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2 years ago

Moody with a reader who have self doubt leading to bad though.

!! I don't own Harry Potter and I don't support JKR !!

English isn't my first language sorry!

Thanks to @killjoylara for this idea ! I don't know if you thought of that but I still hopes that you'll like it. I deal with a lot of anxiety so sweet Moody was all I needed <3

Infos: GN reader, slight angst, kinda sad,

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Moody was a tough man. Always on guard, always on the look-out. CONSTANT VIGILANCE. That was caused by everything he went through.

He always looked after you, worried by your safety. And you knew it. But you couldn't help yourself with feeling bad these past months, even when you tried to tells you that you were such an idiot for that. You were full of doubt and anxiety. About yourself, life, other people... And it usually led to you having some bad thoughts.

Alastor knew that you were anxious, but he blamed it on the war. Until one night when you were both alone in Alastor's room at Grimmauld Place. Resting on his side, you were overthinking, again. And your lover could feel it.

"Why are you thinking of my sweet ?"

You sighed and put a hand on his chest. Your Alastor was always really aware of your moods. And you didn't know why but this night, instead of mumbling something about the war, you started to told him about everything you were doubting about and the bad thoughts that followed. And how stupid it made you feel.

You felt Alastor hand on your chin to raise your head. Your eyes meet his.

"I know how it is love. And I can guarantee you that it's not stupid. The only thing that it is, is your audacity to devalue someone I love, and to make my job for me." He caressed your cheek. "I'm the one who should be worrying. I got you, my sweet. I'll always be here to protect you."

"But I'm..."

"Perfect. As you are." He gently kissed your lips. "I wouldn't be here if you were some idiot who can't even curse. I know that you can protect yourself." He scoffed. "You even protect me when I'm too focused on protecting you."

And just like that, with his sweet words who sounded just right, a tears rolled down your cheek.

"I feel so silly... You've been through so much and I... I just feel so bad for so little..."

"And I'll be mad if I hear you saying anything bad about yourself again." He wiped away your tears. "It's gonna be tough. But it's gonna be alright. I'll help you to see yourself like I see you. Like you really are. Just like you did with me."

This night he hold you tight as you cried in his arms, whispering some sweet words to you. Your bad thoughts wouldn't go away in a few minutes. But he was here. He'll always be. And you knew that from now, making you better will be his mission everyday. You were here for each other, and it was the only thing that you both needed to continue and chase happiness.


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2 years ago

MASTERLIST

Here you'll find every thing that I've writted !

All my fandoms/rules

Star Wars:

Enric Pryde :

Imagine Pryde catching feelings for his assistant

Dooku :

NSFW alphabet

Imagine Count Dooku being your sugar daddy

Mace Windu :

NSFW ALPHABET (Jedi reader)

Harry Potter:

Alastor Moody:

Imagine Alastor Moody realizing that you have feelings for him (and finally accepting them)

Imagine someone entering the room when you and Alastor are making out

Imagine having a date with Alastor Moody

Moody with a reader who have self doubts leading to bad thoughts

NSFW alphabet

Imagine giving a head to Alastor Moody

SFW alphabet

Imagine telling Alastor Moody that you can't have children

Alastor Moody x reader who have piercings and/or tattoos

Random Alastor Moody NSFW headcanons

Married life with Alastor Moody would include

Imagine Alastor Moody proposing in front of a crowd

Moody's reaction to a drunk, flirty and touchy reader

Lord of the rings/The hobbit:

Saruman :

Imagine Saruman being jealous

The Walking Dead :

Merle :

Fluff relationship headcanons

Spiderman :

Hobie :

Drabble : 3am


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2 years ago

WHAT I'LL WRITE

My request are open! Please ask me to make something

I'll write:

Imagine, headcanons, nsfw, sfw,...

I'll not write :

-18/+18, incest

I'll write for :

- Harry Potter : Alastor Moody (Maybe Snape, Lucius Malefoy and Narcissa but you can ask other one too)

- Star Wars : count Dooku, general alliegiant Pryde, Ventress, Qui-Gon, Hondo, bad batch (omega only in platonic), Mace Windu, Plo Koon, Kit Fisto, Thrawn

- Inside job: Glenn, Myc, Andre, JR, AB

- Toriko: Zebra, Sunny, Coco (you can ask for others characters ^^)

I'll surely add more stuff !


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2 years ago

Imagine having a date with Alastor Moody

!! I (sadly) don't own the Harry Potter universe or Alastor. And I do not support jkr !!

Infos : GN reader, basically just fluff

- You had to convince him to have a real date with you. Because he still doesn't trust that you truly love him. He thought that you were too sweet for an old war dog like him.

- But finally he accepted ONE DATE.

- You wanted something special. Just between the two of you. Not a stupid restaurant, you didn't even think of a concert or something involving a crowd.

- But one day you found the perfect idea. A casual dinner at your place. You lived in the countryside so you'll be able to admired the stars in the sky after that. And you were a great cook.

- You protected your property with even more spells to reassure him.

- When he arrived, everything was set. You had made the dinner and prepared some things to drink and to eat before that.

- He was handsome, putting a little more effort on his look. You did too, to impress him.

- Alastor even brings you flowers, which maked you blush. You haven't imagined him doing something like that for you. And you absolutely loved it.

- The night was perfect. The conversation was fluid, the food was good (he complimented it).

- It was already night when dessert time arrived. So you guided him in the garden to sat on a soft blanket on the ground.

- He sat, and you sat right next to him. The two of you ate a piece of cake without saying anything. You were looking at the beautiful starry sky.

- When you finished, you laid your head on his shoulder. "I really liked this night Alastor..."

"Mh. Me too" he mumbled. His usual harsh voice couldn't mask his sweetness.

"Do you want to make this night perfect for me ?" His silence encouraged you to continue. "It'll be perfect if you kiss me..."

When you felt him moving, you were afraid that you've messed everything up.

But he turned towards you and bent to gently kiss you lips.

You could've cried just because how good it felt. When he stepped aside, he gently caressed your cheeks.

"I love you Alastor..."

"Me too love... Me too"

- You spent the next hour to gently make out. Alastor were so tender with you. It felt like paradise.

What a perfect date for you two.


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2 years ago

Imagine someone entering the room when you and Alastor Moody are making out

!! I don't own Harry Potter universe, so all credits to jkr (and fuck that terf) !!

Infos : GN reader, T rated, implicit mention of sex

My request are open!

You two were in Alastor's room at Grimmauld Place. It was the middle of the afternoon when you decided that Alastor was really good looking when reading besides you on the bed. You climbed on his thighs and put down his book.

"You look so handsome when you read..."

When you smiled and lean for a kiss, he answered with pleasure but still with a little chuckle.

"You could've let me finish my page love"

Needing to touch him, you putted a hand on his chest.

"I was too impatient for that."

You pulled him into another kiss, more intense this time. Now definitely turned on, he puts his hands on your hips to bring you closer. He was always greedy of the heat of your skin against his. You stopped the kiss only to take off your shirt. The second it was off, his hands were all over you, drowning in your soft skin. When he stopped to kiss you he immediately made up by biting and kiss your neck instead. Being sensitive here, you let out a little moan as you pressed your hips against his, in need.

During these types of make out, moody was so much focus on you that he sometimes forgot there were other people in the world. Or in the house. Who could've entered any time because he didn't had locked the room.

And that's what happened. Molly entered happily to bring your cleaned and folded laundry and let out a scream seeing you half naked and moaning on Alastor's thighs.

He immediately puts his hands around you as a way to hide you a little.

"By Merlin Molly please knock!"

"I'm-I'm sorry ! I just wanted to....!"

"I don't care ! Do do it in another room !"

Too flustered to say anything more, and maybe scared by Alastor's screams, she closed the door and ran away.

You were definitely embarrassed by the situation but you still laughed a bit.

"I don't know what traumatized Molly the most. Us, or you."

"It is not funny she could've seen..."

"But she didn't."

Seeing his worried face, you gently kissed him while stroking his hairs.

"I'm sorry, it was my fault. Next time that I'll find you that handsome, I'll immediately close the door."

As these words, you won a chuckle from him. Alastor buried his face in your neck and you heard the door locking herself, certainly by a wandless spell of your lover. He kissed your neck, resuming where he stopped few minutes ago.

Guess he wasn't that mad. Or that you really had him wrapped around your finger.

In both case, you enjoyed Alastor's hands and mouth all over your body.


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2 years ago
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Soap would use those neon condoms that glow in the dark and pretend his dick is a lightsaber.

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