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Idk if I’m insane or just have major issues but

Why is Alastor Moody suddenly attractive?

Am I the only one who feels this way… please someone tell me I’m not fucking crazy

Tonks: Ok, here’s the tea-

Mad-eye: For the last time, it’s called a ‘mission report’-

Tonks: Do you want the tea or not?

Tonks: Does he look like a killer to you?

Moody: Everyone looks like a killer to me. It’s a job requirement.

Tonks: Do I look like a killer to you?

Moody: Yes, you kill my patience.

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Imagine Alastor Moody realizing that you have feelings for him (and finally accepting them)

!Harry Potter characters doesn't belong to me and i do not support JKR!

Pairing: Alastor Moody x reader

Infos : gn pronouns, mention of sex at the end, kinda sad

- At first, he thought that you were jocking. And when you assured him that you weren't, he was confused. Why a kind person like you would have feelings for him ? You were young and beautiful, and he was.... Himself.

- He couldn't accept your feelings. He was too old for you. And old war dog as he call himself. You deserved better than him. And he had so much enemies... Being with you was like putting a target on your back.

- He tells you that it'll pass, that you deserved better and he tried to ignore you when you tried to tell him that you only want him..

- He couldn't stand the tears in your eyes, so he walked away.

- He didn't do that because he didn't like you. You were an amazing person. And if he said that he haven't thought of you this way, he'll lied. And he was ashamed of that.

- A few weeks passed. You looked miserable. He was so mad to be the person causing you all this trouble.

- One night, he cannot sleep at Grimmauld place, so he went to the kitchen to drink something. That's when he sees you in the living room, a glass of something in your hand. You looked so sad and desperate that it breaks his heart.

"Good evening.", he started

You raised your head. "Hi Alastor.."

He sat next to you without saying a word.

"You broke my stupid heart you know." You sighted and finish you glass before continuing. "I know that it's not your fault. But it hurts... I love you so much that it feel like I'm dying."

"It'll pass" that's all he thought to say.

At these words, you stand and walk away. You didn't need him to see you cry.

- Months passed. And at the battle of the seven Potter, you were on the broom with him. You saved his life. Without you, he would have died.

- As he was a little bit injured, you healed him in a bedroom at Wesley's house. He thanked you.

"You saved my life tonight." He thought a bit before continuing. " You know, I have a lot of enemies. But tonight I might see that you can protect yourself"

The information took a bit to process in your little head . But you finished by offering him a smile before vending over to kiss him.

- He didn't reject you this time. Even more, he pulled you on the bed to lock you up in his arm.

- This night he made love to you with his warrior body, tenderly. He let out love confessions between his moans. This time you cried of pleasure and happiness.

- Your relationship wouldn't be easy. But you loved each other, that's all you need.

the galaxy’s favorite grandpas

Star Wars | Imperial!Rebel AU! FINALLY! I’ve been wanting to draw this au ever since reading THIS FIC ages ago and also because disheveled and scruffy imperials are super fun (and sexy) to draw. Redesigned a bunch of the uniforms to suit a more Imperial aesthetic (and the white cog/eye patch for Tarkin is inspired from THIS FIC). I can imagine them being a very dysfunctional family who has each other’s backs no matter what. I had two mentalities while doing these; you either want to climb them like a tree or protect them at all cost (OR BOTH EHE). I mean look at Tarkin, I made him into the silver fox dad npc (who is done with everything and just wants to sleep) that you can’t date. Why? BECAUSE I CAN.

IMAGINE PRYDE CATCHING FEELINGS FOR HIS ASSISTANT

Tw : none

Infos : Pryde x reader, gn pronouns used

DISCLAIMER:

!ENGLISH ISN'T MY FIRST LANGUAGE!

-He would've been mad at himself. Thinking he was weak to fall for you.

- At first you were scared of him as he was tough and cruel, but you started to be more confident around him as time passed.

- You are a good assistant. You finish everything on time, even in advance if you can. And you do that with a true devotion. And he like that.

- As you became more confident, you started to be nice to him. Asking him what kind of tea he'll like in the afternoon, if he wanted something to eat with it. But never too silly, he hated that and reprimanded you about it.

- He started to kinda like everything you do for him. Even when he was cruel with you, you never let him down. Always on time, never cry, never quit. Just your nice self and your smile.

- One time, because of stress and fatigue, he screamed very bad at you, for nothing. And stop immediately when he saw tears in your eyes. He didn't apologize but give you your day.

- When you walk the day after, he waited for you to tell him that you wanted to quit. But instead you apologized for your "lack of control" and telling him that it'll never happen again. He hated the feeling of relief that he felt when hearing you.

- Since then he tried to be "nicer". And for him that mean avoiding being too tough with you. People didn't saw it, but you do. And sometimes a little smile bloom on your face when he do that.

- He's still the cold and cruel allegiant general, but a little warmer just with you.

hiii, just saw ur post and didn't want to add a note cause ya know youll instantly know who but could you do a myc bath headcanon, just fluff like how he bathes his s/o or a headcanonbwhen he styles their hair lr something about their hair🤭🤭 i love pats

MYC CELLIUM X READER; (SFW)BATH HCS»--•.⋅.・゜゜・

Notes/Warnings: THANK U ANON THIS WILL KEEP ME FED ALL WINTER! some slight mentions of spicy stuff but nothing actually explicit and just jokey stuff like myc would do!

-honestly, the first time you suggest taking a bath together, he immediately thinks you mean in a ~sexy~ way

-he's mostly joking, he can tell itd just be a nice way for the two of you to relax

-and hed LOVE IT!! dont ask him directly tho he'd deny it

-keeps the facade up that he just wants to see you nude or bathe with you sexy style until the two of you actually get into the warm, bubbly water that you probably scented with something nice like rose or lavender or something flowery and relaxing

-you have never seen myc so relaxed. you guys are sitting across from each other and hes got his head/orb tilted up looking at the ceiling and he hasnt moved in 5 minutes is he okay???

-yes, hes fine. he'll wrap a flagella around ur wrist just to be close to you in a subtle way and sit and relax in the water for a while with you

-if you turn around and sorta, wiggle into the space where his lap would be, he is over the MOON!!! wraps a couple flagella around you and rests his orb against your shoulder

-playfully splashing him with water and he goes "oh you're ON" and you guys have a splash fight. you'll clean the water all over the floor later *eye roll emoji*

-while ya'll are still in the tub and your hair is wet he'll like, twist it around if its long enough and just kinda idly play with it

-he likes to braid your hair(if its long enough) half the time he puts little effort into it so its a bit messy or loose but sometimes he really tries and it comes out pretty nice

-if your hair isnt long enough for a braid he'll just kinda fuss with it or sometimes if you have those fun hair clips or colored hair-ties he'll fuck your hair up like a toddler giving a makeover to their dad

-swears up and down you look great but hes laughing so hard hes probably fucking with you

-let the mushroom be soft. i think he deserves it <3

NSFW ALPHABET DOOKU (clone wars edition)

Hii !! Here's my NSFW alphabet for Dooku during the clone wars. I hope you'll like it. ( As you ask !! @gooseyhouse @laxiona )

!English isn't my main language! (It's french btw)

TW : sex (and i think that's all)

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

If you're their lover, Dooku is absolutely the best. He'll gently pet your hair, saying how good you were, how proud he is and reminds you that you seem perfect for him. And sometimes he'll call a droid to prepare a bath and will carry you to it.

"Oh my dove... You did so well tonight for me, I'm proud of you... My beautiful lover... How about a bath ? Yes I can go with you... Jasmin scented I suppose?"

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I think he mostly likes his hands. Agiles, wielding the force...

And what he likes in you is your mouth. Your smile have softened him. And it produce some of his favorites sounds...

But mostly you always have the right words to peace and destress him when war is too much.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically).

He is traditional. He loves to cum inside you, it feel likes he let a trace on you.

But I don't think he would have a breeding kink.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes to have you sucking his coke behind his desk during boring calls. It helps him not to be too bored and annoyed.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

1st : he's old.

2nd : he's charming and loveable.

Ikyk he have some experience. He knows what to do.

F = Favourite position (This goes without saying)

He likes to top you. To bend you over a desk or a bed and makes you scream. But he likes to have you on a cowgirl position to admire you as he want.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

We're talking of Dooku. He's a smooth talker and like to make fun (with class) of his enemy. It's the same in bed.

But significantly softer, he didn't want to hurt you.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

I think that he's nice groomed. We don't talk about Bruno but Dooku. He's chic everywhere.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

I'm sure that he could be so sweet.

Makes love to you, with some soft touch, telling you how beautiful you are...

Yeah. It can be really intimate and romantic with him.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Bitch do you really think that Dooku takes time for this ?

I don't think so.

But he can do it when he watch you masturbate.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

I think that he likes to watch you touching yourself. Maybe for some people the pleasure would be limited, but for him it's everything he need.

He can take time to admire you and it is favorite.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He likes to make love to you on his desk, it makes his work pleasant.

But in his bed too, making the room warm.

Actually, when he can think about you when entering in a room...

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

The war can make him rough and bitter. So, when you arrive with your soft smile he forgot everything. You touch his cheek with you hand and he melt at your contact. And just there, he want to makes love to you.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Sharing you. I think that he's a lil bit possessive and because of that he'll never let you have sex with someone else. You're his.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

I think that Dooku prefer to receive. Sitting in his office with you under his desk is his preference. But when he feel particularly romantic or kind he'll go down on you.

And trust me, he won't let you go until you come twice or more.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends of his mood. But it's always so sensual, he isn't rough with you.

Unless if you teased him or excited him too much, or if you're too bratty. But this roughness isn't to displease you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He don't like it. Even if it's in his office he'll take all the time that he needs to adore you.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He can take some risks to please you but always in a controlled environment. It's Dooku after all.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He's a Jedi. Even if he's old, he always have the time to please you (thanks the force).

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

You do have some. In fact, you introduce the idea first and he immediately accept.

Watching you touching yourself, fill one empty hole,... There's a lot of use for them.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

We're talking about Dooku. He's the master of teasing.

Prepare yourself to cry and beg ! But not too much, he loves you too much to really make you suffer.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

I think that he's very silent for moaning. Always in a "self control" way. Buuuut if you're good enough you can take some sounds from him. And that'll be a total victory.

But in an other way, I think that he talk a lot during the act. To compliment you, to telling you how good you are,... He loves to talk to you. And you likes it too, his voice is so sexy.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character)

He really likes to spoil you.

Kinda in a "sugar daddy" way.

He'll buy you jewelry, dresses, heels,... Always luxury pierces.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants

I think that he's in the middle. Maybe longer than larger idk.

(A dick is a dick)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Not that high to be honest. He's not a teenager anymore. Before you he has the habit to see a prostitute every few months when he feelt like it.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I think that he doesn't have the best sleep in the galaxy. Mostly because of the stress caused by the war and the constant threatens from Sidious.

But your presence helps him. Even if he doesn't sleep, it calm his mind. Thinking of you is so much better than thinking of the multiple battles in progress.

I have a nsfw alphabet with dooku ready

Should I post it ? Did some people are interested??

UPDATE : I POSTED IT

https://at.tumblr.com/abitchnamedtia/nsfw-alphabet-dooku-clone-wars-edition/rtxoi4i44t7l

Imps version ~

I made it during a boring class lmaol

You have no power here.

The inherent romance of abandoning all of your evil plans because they will harm the person you love.

Right

Finally painted + These Assholes +

I watched The Sea Beast for the plot I swear

When you had write a lot of good things...

But in your mother language.

And you have to translate all of these in English...

(some tropes/fandom I've write on it)

milf (moff i’d like to fuck)

Your know zebra like the big titty mad man but like low-key himbo and could suffocate me in his tiddys yes that one thanks

I KNOW WHO THIS IS AND THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME MY LIFE-

since you didn’t specify, I just went with some general stuff uwu

General Zebra 

Idk if they ever state this in the manga/anime but he’s a big fan of grilled stuff, especially BBQ??? WHOOOOOOO- His favorite condamate hands down

He’s very into fashion and I like to imagine that he influenced Sunny and his interest in it as well

His favorite item of clothing is his leather jacket

Once in a while he’ll stitch up his mouth, and he’ll just say it’s for the hell of it but he actually hopes that it chills people out when they’re around him because…. He gets insecure too

That’s not to say that he’s a really insecure dude, he’s actually quite comfortable with himself and actively does not give a shit about what other people think 

He’s also a chill when he’s with people that he really like, like, people who aren’t his brothers, but people who are similar to Komatsu in that they don’t have Gourmet Cells

Contrary to popular believe, he can be gentle when he wants be 

He can also be a chatter bug when he’s into the conversations, not in the sense that he talks a lot, he’s just an active participant in the conversation and is animated in his movements when he is talking

Boy talks with his hands when he’s a place that he can relax; otherwise he’s all puffed and stiff if he’s in a place where he doesn't know anyone

When he’s home alone, he usually wears a pair of name brand sweats and nothing else since he’s like a big ol’ lion and he’ll lounge around on his fucking ✨LEATHER COUCH✨

Though he loves to lounge, he’s also really into trying new food and will actively try new recipes- he actually knows how to make some good ass dishes- he just likes someone else cooking more

He’s really knowledgeable about animals- like, super knowledgeable; if he wanted and if he was determined enough, he could be a whole ass Zoologist, but naw, he’s just here for the food and adventure and honestly?? What a mood

But he had to know a lot since he landed in jail because he took out a whole bunch of invasive species that were fucking up the ecosystem- like, he isn’t stupid, and I will die on this hill

When he was a little baby man, he was really protective of his little brothers- what happened? They grew up and became a pain in his ass (he still watches out for them in his rough ways)

Starting friendship with Zebra is honestly the most rewarding yet nerve wracking thing because it’s like trying to befriend a giant ass beast that you can’t read at all- which you really can’t, because the man can be a stone wall when he wants

You have to be an honest person to even be considered his friend- he doesn’t put up with any lying or two faced bullshit, that’s just how Zebra is 

If you are his friend tho, he’ll always be willing to lend an ear to you if you need someone who’s willing to listen 

He might throw in some advice here and there too

He’ll also be there to comfort you if you need it; he’ll even pick you up and cradle you, placing your head in the crook of his neck as he leans back and pats your back while you cry into him 

He’s really soft on his friends and family

That doesn’t mean that he won’t tease the shit out of you

Truly, the truest form of lovingly bullying your friends

He’ll gruffly apologize if he goes too far BUT he very rarely does that because he’s got those magic ears of his so he can tell when you’re getting angry/sad, then he’ll start to steer the teasing somewhere else

Relationship with Zebra

Zebra is a gruff lover through and through, it’s just in his personality, but he’s a little sweeter to you than he is to anyone else

He’ll make sure that your taken care of and protected, especially if you’re his combo and he’s taking you with him on his adventures 

He’s very observant of your moods; he’s actually ridiculously in tune with you???? It’s kinda freaky how he can read you like an open book

He’s the literal definition of “Babe is on her period, so am I. UterUS!” Even if you don’t identify as a lady or have the ability to have a menstrual cycle- it’s still uterUS-

What I’m trying to get at is that he’s a mega Ride-or-die bitch 

Like, you have to do some atrocious shit to get him to fucking do a 180 on your ass- or just cheat on him, or lie to him (please don’t do either of those things, it takes so much for him to become attached to people, please, cherish him-)

He’ll be MEGA ANGY THEN

But not like his usual angry, like, where he gets pissed and goes on a rampage; this angry isn’t loud- his anger is full of sadness and betrayal and he wouldn’t say anything to you, he’d simply look at you with these eyes full of emotion and then turn and leave

But get fucked because the other three aren’t that chill and Komatsu may not punch the fuck out of you, but you really will wish he would because he’d talk to you like a disappointed mother and it is the worst feeling in the world- (also I will come for your kneecaps, bro, DON’T TEST ME)

ANYWAY, OFF OF THAT TOPIC-

You know how I mentioned that Zebra likes to cook? Fucking consider it a date, because he’ll actively add you into the kitchen with him, even if it’s just him cooking and you sitting there being cute while you chatter away 

His love language is sharing his food, so, if he offers you food- you take it and you cling to that knowledge that you’re really one of the most important people to him 

UM, HE WILL SIT YOU ON HIS LAP, DEADASS

You will never sit in a chair again if he’s there; it’s an easy way to say you’re taken and to keep you close, so he kinda lives for it 

He’ll flaunt you to his brothers with zero hesitation- he adores you and they have to put up with his roundabout way of showing it 

Toriko and Coco don’t really care- They’re all actually really happy for him in general- but, that doesn’t mean Toriko won’t still tease him about it (but he only does that once in a while because Toriko has to be in the mood to throw down because, of course, this is Zebra we’re talking about). Sunny on the other hand complains about it because, “oh MY GOD, THIS IS THE SIXTH TIME YOU’VE BROUGHT THEM UP- SHUT THE FUCK UP-”

Which usually instigates petty sibling arguments between them, which are actually really entertaining??? You gotta intervene at some point because Zebra will whole ass chuck Sunny into the sun if he doesn’t watch it

Very soft with cuddles???? He’s like a giant (deadly) cat who likes to bask in your presence

His favorite position to cuddle you is with his head on your chest so he can listen to your heart. There’s just something about knowing that your a tangible person who genuinely loves him and wants to actively be in his presence that gets him all types of mushy 

Can you say a protective boi??? Because he is very much a protective baby

If anyone tries to hurt you for any reason, they’re dead. In very gruesome way too- I wouldn’t put it past him to grab someone and tear them limb from limb if he really wanted to 

He’s also has a bit of a jealous streak, but he’s pretty quiet about it

BUT, that doesn’t mean that he’ll be opposed to looming behind you and glowering at the person (they have to have pretty big balls in the first place to even try and approach you tbh)- which usually does the trick pretty quick

Please smooch him on the forehead and tell him that you love him- it’s a genuine anxiety of his that you’re going to leave him one day for someone who isn’t, you know, seen as a real ass walking disaster on the news cast so you can pursue an actual normal life.

Sometimes he just need to hear you say you love him to put him at ease, and that’s the tea, sis

To make a long story fucking short, I love him and he’s a whole sweet tart- he’s just a little burnt around the edges- please, I love him, please-

Lucius Malfoy is just the Nazi version of Barbie...

Tarkin : Grand Admiral Thrawn... Why did u keep a... Piece of wall with art on it in your office ?

Thrawn: Perhaps Grand Moff I'm... ✨A material girl✨

peter cushing in the zombie horror movie? or maybe this is wilhuff tarkin in the midst of the hunt somewhere on eriadu

Sith/Imps as Whiskey River Soaps

vader

sidious

maul

savage

asajj

dooku

kylo

nihilus

grievous

inquisitor

lana

tarkin

krennic

hux

phasma

yularen

thrawn

kallus

eli

Star Wars x 30 Rock ("Secrets and Lies" S02E08)

For @ahsoka-in-a-hood, inspired by this wonderful post.

Star Wars: Incorrect quotes 19/?

Obi-Wan, walking into his quarters: Hello, people who do not live here.

Anakin: Hey.

Ahsoka: Hi.

Rex: Hello.

Fives: Hey!

Obi-Wan: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Anakin: We were out of Doritos !

Anakin: I have no fears.

Rex: One day, Ahsoka may be taller than you

Anakin: I have one fear