My Boss Accidentally Added A Wrong Number To Our Group Chat 😭

This is me if you even care

(plush source)

who agrees???????

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

Every time a small child starts crying or having a tantrum in my vicinity and I catch the parents glancing at me I’ve started saying “me when…”.

Friend kept trying to tell his crying kindergartener to calm down and relax and the kid growled “I AM relaxed” while visibly tensing every muscle in his body and I was like “oh that’s me at work every day” and we had a chuckle.

Parents look to other adults like “shit are they mad? Do they think my kid is acting like a demon?” And this response is my attempt to say “no. I think your kid is just acting like a human being.”

I WISH I could fling myself on the ground and cry because I experienced a minor inconvenience.

dont have a strap or a packer or a dick i suppose phallic imagery will have to be achieved with my discreet lipstick vibrator (he/it)

He’s doing his ancestral cry

“I love my lesbian boyfriend!” [analog] collage. 2025. created by me.

In New Horizons, if the game can't load an NPC due to their referenced model name being invalid, or for other reasons, the game will instead load a naked, unnamed Bob in their place as a failsafe. This was likely a dummy NPC used for testing reasons.

Pussy so fat don’t need no packer