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David Tennant, Michael Sheen and the dogsitting problem

"Draw up the papers," Xaden says, gripping my chair.

Bile rises in my throat. What the fuck is he doing?

Cat's head snaps into our direction, Mira and Garrick both gawk, and Aaric continues eating.

I want the damned bond back now.

"Ah, there we go!" Faris claps twice. "What an excellent decision. Shall we go with three or four years?"

"Lifetime. Anything less is unacceptable." Xaden slides his hand to the back of my neck. "And her full name for the papers is Violet Sorrengail. Two Rs."

I'm torn between throwing a dagger at his chest and kissing the shit out of him.

-Onyx Storm

Josh & Brennan, it's YOUR turn to give Zac some prompts

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"Wanda, why do you want me 'slow'ed?"

"BECAUSE I WANNA SEE YOU FUCKING DEAD. I WANNA SEE YOU DIE FUCKING SLOWLY. I'M FUCKING FIGUEROTH FAETH AND YOU WASTED MY FUCKING SEASON! YOU WERE A WASTE OF TIME! YOU SUCK. YOU DON'T DESERVE A 9TH LEVEL SPELL. YOUR MUSIC SUCKS NOW, IT SUCKED THEN. THERE'S NO GENRE IN WHICH YOU CAN TAKE REFUGE. YOUR NATURAL SHITTINESS WILL LEAK INTO EVERY CHORD YOU PLAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHICH IS GONNA BE FUCKING SHORT."

Imagine being roasted by fig like that, ruben should have died right then tbh

Violet: HI HONEY IM HOME

Xaden:

Ridoc, impersonating Xaden: but Violence I told you not to look for me?! I need to protect you from myself! - OH THE DRAMA!

Imogen: before you start she nearly died last week

Sawyer: and the day before yesterday

Garrick: and two days before that

Violet: and right now can someone help me get this knife out my thigh?

We love a good old lover boy

I love Violet because she really looked at the strongest, scariest rider in the whole quadrant who actively wanted to kill her, and went yep, that’s the one I want to fuck.

And she did.

She also turned him into a romantic boy obsessed and I think that’s so great for her.

I love this movie so much

This isn't the full scene, but I absolutely love how insanely wacky they had the house fight in the movie be.

Full on Looney Tunes energy.

Here are the things I love most about Psych:

There is a general lack of sexism and misogyny amongst the characters. The women are portrayed as competent as the men and as accomplished as the men. They show platonic male/female friendships and relationships without trying to force something romantic between characters.

There is a general lack of homophobia. Shawn doesn't get offended when people think he and Gus are together. Shawn and Gus are portrayed perfectly in the sense that there is no toxic masculinity. They are open with their love and friendship and don't "no homo" it.

They don't push the marriage or baby rhetoric. Shawn and Juliet having an open conversation about deciding not to want children and just have dogs, and not feeling pressure to be married until the 1st movie is so refreshing, and even then, they didn't make it a big deal. The women in Psych are written for more than being love interests.

They don't downplay Shawn's trauma around his childhood, especially as it contrasts with Gus's more stable home life. Shawn and Henry's relationship feels (to me) like the epitome of "I can understand how and why you did what you did, but that doesn't mean I have to forgive you for it." Likewise, they don't minimize the trauma Juliet had over Yang. They never tell her to "get over it" or try and tell her it wasn't that bad.

They show that what makes a villain isn't black and white. The villains are complicated, like Yang and Desperaux. They're not all bad, but they're also not all good.

All of the storylines with animals are just *chefs kiss.*

The writing is so good. It's comedic but has feelings. It is a safe space. All of the characters grow throughout the course of the show. They don't just stay stagnant.

Anyway. I love it.