you read stuff on wattpad for shit and giggles where most of the fics there are reader-inserted ones written in 1st person pov where y/n is a barely legal white girl with blonde hair and blue “orbs” who’s so smol and fragile that she’s dependent entirely on this morally questionable guy who’s killing people for a living but for some reason happens to have a soft spot for her.
you read real actual literature on archive of our own where it’s two middle aged men, who are each other’s sworn enemies, with tragic past, trauma and strong homoerotic tension. and while they’ve made each other bleed, killed each other’s friends and loved ones out of jealousy / possessiveness, lied and betrayed and manipulated, the rawness, depth, complexity and slow burn will keep you up all night, haunt you during your day and possibly change your life forever. and also the sex isn’t just smut. the sex is poetry that puts Shakespeare to shame
Revenge
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
david tennant did the bafta host with his nonbinary pride pin and fuzzy sweater and a cutedog , songged his wife on the red carpet and then subjected everyone to his funny weird dynamic with micheal sheen , did not dis anyone , did not make an aweful comment about anything, wore stellar outfits being the most gorgeuse person out of everyone, give everyone proper respect and attention, finished the job and went home to do an eye mask and rest his feet.
i truly admire him. truly one kind of a man.
Xaden throughout onyx storm
Josh & Brennan, it's YOUR turn to give Zac some prompts
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The most Percy Jackson thing Percy has ever done.
I don’t think he’d testify against him in the first place
I’m imagining Gus doing Shawn’s taxes or looking at them or something because Shawn’s like something’s off but I’m not sure what.
And Gus realizes they’re different because Shawn is apparently married according to the U.S government.
Something he as Shawn’s best friend would have known, and something Shawn definitely should have known.
But it turns out Pierre forged a marriage between him and Shawn so Shawn can’t testify against him in court.
Shawn does nothing to divorce him.
Chaol: Here’s a list of potentional champions. They’re all straight-laced and well respected warriors.
Dorian:
Chaol:
Dorian:I want the king of the Assasins.
Chaol: I-
Dorian: Scratch that, I want the 19 year old chaos gremlin who unalived a bunch of overseers with a pick axe for funsies so I can piss off my dad.
I love this movie so much
This isn't the full scene, but I absolutely love how insanely wacky they had the house fight in the movie be.
Full on Looney Tunes energy.
xaden 🤝 aelin
arranging a last-minute marriage so their kingdom isn’t left without an heir when they sacrifice themselves
10000000% canon
This is how it happened, right?