Boromir: “It Is Such A Strange Fate That We Should Suffer So Much Fear And Doubt Over So Small A Thing”

Listen to me. Listen. There's a quiet wonderful family thing about Perry pretending to be completely dumb and mindless around the boys and yet they have flawlessly assimilated to A LOT of his character traits/quirks. Like he's leading this double life, but the life he shares with the boys is still HIM, and they've clocked onto how he ticks very well.

They trust him implicitly to get himself out of situations when they see he's gotten into them. They can tell he runs on some sort of Platypus schedule and subconsciously follow it until there's a deviation and they start to worry. They are totally respectful and give him lots of space to laze around and nap without bothering him directly. (couldn't be me)

They also can tell when he's having a bad dream based on the sounds he makes while sleeping. They know the exact right way to pet him for maximum enjoyment. They have an automatic awareness of his proximity while they're asleep because he likes to switch cuddle buddies during the night. They can even tell that he loves music - which, hardened secret agent or not, he actually does. I mean he will even dance by himself in his lair if good music is playing.

Perry likes to jump with them on trampolines!!

That one wasn't relevant to the discussion I just wanted it on the table because it's happened a few times I think, and that boy ACTIVELY participates.

my love is THE SEA HERSELF!!! 🎣🌊🪸

Watch the full episode on Dropout

you read stuff on wattpad for shit and giggles where most of the fics there are reader-inserted ones written in 1st person pov where y/n is a barely legal white girl with blonde hair and blue “orbs” who’s so smol and fragile that she’s dependent entirely on this morally questionable guy who’s killing people for a living but for some reason happens to have a soft spot for her.

you read real actual literature on archive of our own where it’s two middle aged men, who are each other’s sworn enemies, with tragic past, trauma and strong homoerotic tension. and while they’ve made each other bleed, killed each other’s friends and loved ones out of jealousy / possessiveness, lied and betrayed and manipulated, the rawness, depth, complexity and slow burn will keep you up all night, haunt you during your day and possibly change your life forever. and also the sex isn’t just smut. the sex is poetry that puts Shakespeare to shame

I NEED THIS

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Literally would watch this on repeat.

Like daily. Hourly. EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY.

Youtube comments good sometimes

I just started cackling

Should i cry or laugh???

I WANT THE FERAL

(Idk what’s happening in my brain rn)

Would genuinely sell my soul for SJM to write a little happy Rowaelin novella of them with their kids in the future

*or equally them dealing with their kids being absolutely feral

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

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