They Stand Like This In Front Of People To Me,,, No One's Gonna Take It From You Tr!pili Damn,

Pili: "I think Bad deserves karma for accidentally killing people, he even killed one of mine, but I'm not gonna be the one to deliver his death. Im not gonna bite the hand that's fed me the past few days."

barty crouch jr.

Sirius: I don’t like that Crouch kid Regulus is hanging out with all the time…

James: He’s literally the minister’s son it’ll be fine. He can’t be that bad

Meanwhile in some alleyway in Hogsmeade:

Barty: Okay regulus now hold the flame under the spoon like this. Yeah I’m sure this is safe

Pangi: Welcome back, welcome back!

Pili: Oh my god, so clingy! That’s crazy.

Pangi: [Laughs]

Pili: Hey man, I was muted, ok? I had to mute my mic. Don’t panic, I’m still here.

Pangi: Ah, I got scared Pili! I thought you hated me!

Pili: [Talking over] Scared that I fell down and died?

Pangi: Uh- Yeah! Yeah. 100% that’s what I was talking about, mhm!

Derapchu: I wanna make out with you. Let’s leave Pili behind, can I just like-

Pangi: What do you mean, since when were me and Pili making out, hello?!

Derapchu: Dude I feel like you’re gay. Dude. I mean like, you know. I feel like it was fate for me to see that clip of you uh, blushing to Pili. Uhm.

Pangi: What do you mean it was fate? Are you crying??

Derapchu: No..

Pangi: Dude are you alright??

Derapchu: No I’m fine!!

Bartylus but it's not all "Barty being annoying and Regulus being pissy"

Bartylus but Barty is the only one who can make Reg giggle after Sirius ran away

Bartylus but Regulus is the one to stroke Barty's hair and tell him it'll be okay after his mom dies

Bartylus but Barty is the only person Regulus lets be clingy and overly touchy to him

Bartylus but Regulus is the only person Barty trusts with his deepest darkest fears

Bartylus, man

Foolish: That little dirt island thing, that's Pangi's house. I dont know if that's still his current house or old, I don't really know-

Pili: No he lives with me. Under a hole. 24/7, we just (?). All day, yup.

Foolish: Well there we go, little update on that one.

When do we get this meme trio back Mashima I miss them

rosestarkiller has such a “we saw you across the psych ward and we liked ur vibe” energy to it that I love

Evan and Barty while fucking: Evan: That's it Barty- Barty, grinning: Did you know Barty: That the dopamine released in us is the same when we have an orgasm to when we solve a math problem? Evan, pausing: Evan: B, What the fuck-