Pangi: Welcome Back, Welcome Back!

Wait...cause what about minor age gap bartylus, like only 2-3 years but Barty has got a terrible crush on Regulus, yknow he's older, kinda forbidden cause his father tells him the Black's are all awful, beautiful without doubt, smart, and even great at quidditch. Regulus catches on because he's trained himself to know who's eye he catches, Barty isn't his usual type, he's younger when Regulus prefers older, but he's cute and has this nerdy, loser daddy's boy charm, and Regulus realizes he can corrupt that, he sees Barty's potential and knows what strings to pull to get Barty there. Regulus starts hanging around Barty more often, whispering in his ear, and Barty is eating it up, falling deeper, becoming more and more infatuated. What Regulus doesn't realize is that he's getting attached, and at some point, he can't picture a life without Barty. Barty is his, he keeps Barty's hair, pictures and blood vials and a t-shirt all tucked away for safe keeping in his dresser.

You know what's surprising with Nalu is I think Natsu is more attracted to Lucy than she is to him

Like pushing my feminist to the side for a shameful moment, he only ever gets flustered and pleased when he sees her naked or when he some way or another ends up groping her (a lot more obvious in 100YQ)

(The fucking random chapter where they're in the stone age holy fuck 😭😭😭✋️✋️✋️)

He deadass attacked guys that were hitting on her at the train station

Says he finds her smell comforting (she's his canonical safe space lord have mercy)

Lucy gets flustered when Natsu closes in on her face when they dance, and when that kid (whose name I forgot lol) tried to force them to kiss

Lucy also gets flustered when he's naked, but any guy who is suddenly naked in front of her makes her embarrassed. Same with when he ends up landing on her boobs or something.

Lucy's attraction to Natsu is a lot more subtle and sometimes you can even interpret these teases as not special to Natsu specifically if you REALLY wanted to stretch it that way

From what I remember, Natsu flusters Lucy when he does something unexpectedly intimate or flirty, but when other guys do something similar (i.e. Loki) she's pretty stale about it

But Natsu now

It's Lucy or nothing LMAO

Like even when he semi-admits to having a crush on someone else- Anna Heartfilia- it is only so Mashima can reveal he is attracted to Lucy in the same way he was attracted to Anna before

When Lucy's drunk she's extremely clingy to only Natsu, while the usual oblivious Natsu is visibly flustered and nervous from her attention and proximity- WRITTEN AND ILLUSTRATED BY MASHIMA HIMSELF

Insane man

My goobers <3

Bad: "I think a lot of people would expect me to pick Pangi first, but I feel like Pangi would like the idea of being a part of another team for a little bit. So, I might actually let- not pick Pangi at all and let Pangi have fun, just memeing about. You know what I mean? I might pick the person that I know the other team desires the most. Like, if I was picking selfishly, I would definitely pick Pangi to be on my team. Like if I was just like, wanted a team of people I know or like awesome to work with, blah blah, you feel me? I would be like Pangi! Would be my first choice. But, at the same point, I'll probably talk to Pangi about it, see what Pangi thinks cause Pangi would be my first choice." (paraphrase)

teenagers in media acting like real teenagers will always hold a special place in my heart

stay with me

ok rosewater but its Regulus as a doctor/healer (some medical job) and Evan as being a mad scientist type so Regulus uses his job to help Evan do medical malpractice

Barty was moping.

Again, he knows- him and Regulus had gotten into an argument again, and he knew he’d lost, but he liked the thrill of arguing- and he’d said some things he really shouldn’t have… but maybe Regulus would see how sorry he was by the way he was being so mope-y. Yeah, maybe- he was curled up in his four-poster, moodily skimming through his potions book- how does that not scream “I’m sorry please come back and love me so I don’t think you hate me”?

Regulus, on the other hand, was- rather haughtily, in Barty’s opinion- ignoring Barty, and playing wizard’s chess with Evan on the other side of the room. Barty gave a dramatic sigh… still nothing. Damn it. He was being so obvious about it, why wouldn’t Reg just forgive him already?

Barty had basically already apologized, with how much of a show he was giving about it- but clearly, Regulus wanted a real one. Damn him, making Barty do all the work.

“Castle to E5,” Regulus had been saying, just as Barty flopped down onto the ground behind him, shoving himself up against the Black’s back, his cheek smushed against in the back of his sweater. Barty’s sweater.

“I’m sorry.” He finally mumbled, rather pitifully.

Barty couldn’t see it, but he could definitely sense the smirk he just knew was plastered on Regulus’ face right about now.

“Sorry, Crouch, what was that? Couldn’t quite hear you.”

“I said, I’m Sorry.”

“For?”

Barty just huffed, going quiet for a moment. His fingers lightly traced Regulus’ spine through his clothes, from his neck to his tailbone, and back up.

“I’m sorry Regulus for saying you’re a teacher’s-pet…”

Barty finally muttered, poking the middle of Regulus’ back, just to punctuate.

Regulus was surely grinning by now, he loved it when-

“Even if you really are.”

Barty really shouldn’t have tacked that last bit on, as he quickly found himself flattened on the ground, because Regulus had decided to forcibly lean back, right on top of him.

“Bitch.”

“Twat.”

“…love you.”

“Love you too, Barty.”

Evan took that moment to finally butt in, cooing,

“Aww, you guys are so swee-“

It was safe to say that Evan didn’t get to finish his sentence, and there was ‘magically’ one pawn now across the room.

what the FUCK is in the air today with pangili “I am deeply in love with you” “yuri wins” “I’ve been pissing on the floors” “we’re a married couple” “did you just call me white?!?!?” “Pili I know you wanna kill yourself and all that but..” all in the span of a 2 min ros combo