Bad: "I Think A Lot Of People Would Expect Me To Pick Pangi First, But I Feel Like Pangi Would Like The

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Bartylus is not Bartylus if they don't have an unhealthy obsession with each other

bartylus who are broken up, but God forbid anyone tries to flirt with barty

if there’s one thing you can count on, it’s that when there’s drama badboyhalo will follow it like a shark scenting blood

closeted mtf regulus who can't come out because she's the only heir x evan with a feminizing kink

Wait...cause what about minor age gap bartylus, like only 2-3 years but Barty has got a terrible crush on Regulus, yknow he's older, kinda forbidden cause his father tells him the Black's are all awful, beautiful without doubt, smart, and even great at quidditch. Regulus catches on because he's trained himself to know who's eye he catches, Barty isn't his usual type, he's younger when Regulus prefers older, but he's cute and has this nerdy, loser daddy's boy charm, and Regulus realizes he can corrupt that, he sees Barty's potential and knows what strings to pull to get Barty there. Regulus starts hanging around Barty more often, whispering in his ear, and Barty is eating it up, falling deeper, becoming more and more infatuated. What Regulus doesn't realize is that he's getting attached, and at some point, he can't picture a life without Barty. Barty is his, he keeps Barty's hair, pictures and blood vials and a t-shirt all tucked away for safe keeping in his dresser.

I need Barty to not fuck up at the end of Goblet of Fire so that he continues roleplaying Moody to gather intel on the Order of the Phoenix so that he gets to go be miserably heart broken in Regulus’ room. So he can read Regulus’ poetry notebooks. So he can look at his Hogwarts yearbooks. So he can find the final love letter Regulus had run out of time to send Barty. So he can add notes to his poetry notebook that he will never stop loving him.

If I had a nickel for every time someone's chat has gone "are we interrupting?" upon seeing Pangili all up in each other's faces,,,,

Pangi: Welcome back, welcome back!

Pili: Oh my god, so clingy! That’s crazy.

Pangi: [Laughs]

Pili: Hey man, I was muted, ok? I had to mute my mic. Don’t panic, I’m still here.

Pangi: Ah, I got scared Pili! I thought you hated me!

Pili: [Talking over] Scared that I fell down and died?

Pangi: Uh- Yeah! Yeah. 100% that’s what I was talking about, mhm!

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