I Don't Trust Band Au Bartylus. Those Fucks Would Leak Multiple Sex Tapes A Year By "accident". You Expect

Foolish: That little dirt island thing, that's Pangi's house. I dont know if that's still his current house or old, I don't really know-

Pili: No he lives with me. Under a hole. 24/7, we just (?). All day, yup.

Foolish: Well there we go, little update on that one.

okay but like a mid 2000s au with rosestarkiller as a focus would be so good

like all of them are in the scene but in different ways

barty has his hair spiked and gives himself stick and pokes in the middle of class but has perfect grades.

evan comes to school each week with a new piercing and reads anatomy books instead of paying attention in class. he also just does not talk anytime the teacher tries to call on him he justs stares till they move on. evans just the weirdo who is in some band with people he knows outside of school.

regulus is soso emo. he has angel fangs and writes poetry in his death note book. if you piss him off you are getting a full page of carefully written insults stuffed into your locker.

rosestarkiller has such a “we saw you across the psych ward and we liked ur vibe” energy to it that I love

#HAHA THAT'S LITERALLY THEM

Nalu antics. They are stupidly adorable 🤣

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

god bbh, pangi and pili are the best trio ever like they are so fucking bloodthirsty and also deeply silly

they chat about how to murder everyone in the server while sipping their homemade chocolate milk

Evan and Barty been waiting for YEARS for Regulus to turn their relationship into a threesome and then JAMES FUCKING POTTER—

bartylus who are broken up, but God forbid anyone tries to flirt with barty

The aides were lying, there's no peace in the castle's garden.

Woohoo! I've finished a sketch with a new coloring style! I've been busy lately and forgot the existence of Tumblr.

On another note, I've opened commissions! Please PM me if you're interested!

↓ The same art but with text ↓

The queen can never be mad at them for long.