YOU'RE GROUNDED GO TO YOUR ROOM

AUTISM TIME

Okay I've been doing some math (shocking I know)

In this scenario, let's assume that Scylla is about the size of a giant squid

They can swim up to 25 mph

The Straits of Messina (Scylla's dwelling) and modern-day Ithaca (Homer's doesn't actually exist) are 7,409 km (or 4,064 miles) apart

If, for whatever reason, Scylla were to swim from the Straits of Messina to Ithaca...

it would take her 184.16 hours, which is 7.66667 days

So the bottom line:

If Scylla were the size of a giant squid, it would take her a week to swim from the Straits of Messina to Ithaca without stopping.

I am... not well.

Real talk, how did he get up there? Y'know what stupid question. Man can dislocate and relocate all the joints in his body

He forgot he's not supposed to do that in front of her.

Read more of the AU HERE

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This is the government that has decided that conversations about race, sexuality, gender, and mental health are dangerous for kids. What does this mean, then?

It means that if you are a person of color, queer, or neurodivergent, this bill will do whatever it can to wipe you off the face of the internet.

Not only that, but people sixteen years of age or younger would be placed under HEAVY surveillance, which is an extreme breach of privacy.

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Update: Riju has joined the entourage! She's now my girlboss sister

Meeting Riju in TotK

Riju:

Link:

Riku: staring at Sidon Yunobo and Tulin's avatars

Link:

Riju: You gonna explain?

Link: They're my sons and my husband. Fuck you.

You fucking didn't

pov: you have too much free time

this is probably very inaccurate but I had a brain fart and just did it

Well I already have no soul but I am happy this is being brought to attention

My best friend was raped when they were nine years old and everyone mocked them for it. Poor thing committed suicide three years later. And to this day, I wish I could lock the people who made fun of them in a room and set it on fire.

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Who gave Ethari tumblr???

Really wanna draw runaan in pin up lingerie