Latest Posts by alexblakehusband - Page 7
rossi: can i ask a dumb question?
alex: better than anyone i know
tell me this isn't spencer and alex I DARE YOU
# idiots in denial
cuties who date and do the same poses 🥺
don't ship don't interact thank u 🫶🏻 please no hate ☹️
Maddie: Oooh, somebody has a crush on Eddie! Buck: That's funny. I don't. It's not like I stay up at night, lying awake thinking about him. *the next day* Buck, with eyebags: This is your fault. Maddie: You're welcome.
Criminal Minds 5.19
"What's goin' on with you, hotshot?"
"Just this guy that's been bugging me."
"Want me to kill him form you?"
"What?! No!"
*Hotch and Emily eating cereal together.*
Emily: *eyeing the bowl Hotch is holding*
Hotch:
Emily:
Hotch:
Emily: do you think we've drank milk from the same cow twice?
Hotch: onE PEACEFUL MORNING IS ALL I ASK FOR
hes trying 😭
fred has the right spirit #ally
I wanted to reblog this but the images from the original are gone
edited to include alt text. ID in the reblogs.
JENNIFER JAREAU + EMILY PRENTISS Criminal Minds 2.17 – "Distress"
hey, that’s not nice. you guys better go apologize to Hotch or no recess for you tomorrow.
A COMINT !!
the next time you hesitate to leave a comment on a fic remember that I go back and read all the comments I get on my fic whenever I'm feeling down and it makes me feel so much better
if you leave nice comments on ao3 i love you
AO3 Comments are SO SO SOOOOOOO important because you can only leave Kudos ONCE. You add to the hit count ONCE (every 24 hours).
So whenever someone updates their fic, the ONLY way an author knows who their regular readers are is if they comment on each chapter. And we WANT to know who's still reading.
Believe it or not, some of us think about the name that pops up constantly in the comments and go "omg I can't wait to see what they think of THIS SPECIFIC SCENE cuz I KNOW they'll say something about it!!!"
[at emily's funeral] rossi: i need a moment alone with her bau: of course rossi, leaning over the coffin: ok listen up you little shit i know you're not really dead emily: yeah no shit
>how did rossi, hotch and gideon deal with their kids aka the bau team<
rossi: *checks on every single one of them once a week* everything ok? good, let me know if you need anything
hotch: you did WHAT NOW ?!
gideon: unless someone is dying, i don't want to know about it
Derek: Why am I not a banana?
Reid: Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, I think it would be pleasing for you to know that humans share 50-60% of their DNA with bananas.
Derek: Really?
Reid: Yes, really.
Derek: That's cool.
Emily: Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than most? Not fair.
“garcia, you there?” “like i would ever leave you” start making out rn. through the phone
Criminal Minds 8.22 | #6
“Oh my god you’re a writer? Can I read your stuff?”
Hotch: I think we should adopt another kid.
Haley: No.
Hotch: Why ?
Haley: Because by "kid" you mean "adult from your team" and we already have four of those.
Hotch, holding up Spencer: Five.
me: I'm going to write a fic to my own entertainment
also me, writing said fic:
the whole bau was in love with spencer at one point
the 'b' in buckley stands for bisexual. yes i mean maddie too. no i don't care what canon says.
I love that in 911, we have a lesbian couple (henren), a gay couple (buddie), a straight-passing bisexual couple (madney), and a token straight couple (bathena). I love it
Buck: Ravi, I wanna set you up for a blind date. Any preferences? Ravi: Pretty open to any gender, but it can be difficult to find a relationship for me. Buck: Because you're pansexual? Ravi: I'm asexual. Buck: So? Ravi: Well, a lot of people aren’t super cool with that. Buck: Fuck ‘em. *Ravi, staring* Buck: Metaphorically, of course.
bobby: i read on a website that if you're in a room with more than five people there's a good chance the majority of them won't be straight, that's interesting, isn't it?
edmundo “i began to fighting just to feel male bodies against mine because i couldn't talk to my best friend anymore” diaz:
evan “im madly in love with my best friend but i don't have the courage to say anything to him” buckley:
henrietta “im literally a lesbian with a wife and kids” wilson:
karen “im standing side by side with my wife” wilson:
howard “i used to have a crush on bruce willis when i was a child ... but in a bro way” han:
maddie “my type is women who can kill me and kill you and men who are too stupid to do both” buckley:
may “have you ever feel like kissing girls?” grant:
athena: you do notice that the room became strangely silent after you said that, right?
bobby confused: ...yes? what happened?
athena looks at everyone:
athena: nothing 😊
literally every single one of these I CAN'T CHOOSE 😭
this is so canon i was their cell phone
started a buddie social media au — it's pinned on my twitter account @/bellabradys 🫶🏻
here's the beginning:
i'll be posting the rest on twitter <3