Latest Posts by alexblakehusband - Page 8

chimney sighs heavily: im bisexual!

maddie:

maddie: oh my gOd i had no idea! this is such a huge surprise i think im going to have a heart attack im SO–

chimney: you knEW?

maddie: you didn't?

chimney:

maddie: im bi too by the way

chimney: wHAT?!

albert: my god chimney, even i knew that one

of course i'm projecting my bisexuality on my favourite characters that's literally why they were created

IM SOBBING 😭

Buck: Is it okay if Eddie comes over later? Athena: Are you two dating? Buck, embarrassed: Mom! Not cool! Athena: I'm taking that as a yes. Keep the door open at all times, we don't want Bobby to have a heart attack when he comes home. Buck: ...Fine, whatever. It's not like I was going to make out with my boyfriend while you guys were still in the house. Athena: Uh-huh, I believe you. Love you! Buck: Hmm, love you too.

hotch: im recently divorced

emily:

emily: okay, congratulations?

jj: EMILY! he's trying to ask you out

emily: no he is not–

hotch is blushing so hard that his face is a complete red:

emily: OH MY GOD YOU ARE! YES PLEASE I WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU–

derek: my god they are a disaster

Derek: Not gonna lie, I’m kind of scared of Emily…

Hotch: As you should be.

Derek: No, for real, she’s kind of-

Hotch: As. You. Should. Be.

Derek: do they make transparent coffins? 

Emily: 

Derek: i want you to have a clear coffin when you die. 

Emily:

Derek: just for certainty.

Emily: 

Derek: cool. glad we agree. 

Emily:

Emily:

buck: i love therapy! its like a talk show where im the guest and the only topic is me

maddie:

maddie: that is not–

eddie: shhh, at least hes going to therapy

kate: we should dig a hole in the park and name it “love”

alex: uh, but why?

kate: so we can watch people fall in love!

alex:

derek: I HAVE A SHOVEL–

alex: NO!

JJ: Emily how come none of this gets to you?

Emily *what tf does she expect me to say: I don't know what you mean

JJ: You came of of a desk job, now your in the fieild surrounded by mutilated bodies and you don't even flinch

Hotch, Ominously, behind her: She's right you don't even blink

Emily, *I still don't know what to say, ohh yeah I never had a desk job, I worked internationally to hunt terrorists and I have probably save your lives countless times without you guys know, except I can't tell you that cause its classified. : I guess I compartmentalise better than most

Criminal Minds : Relavaltions 2x15

penelope: hey em, hotch just called, he wants to go on a second date with you

emily: pen that's not funny

penelope: oh okay...

penelope starts dancing in an ridiculous way, and says singing: uh.. hotch just called, he wants to go on a second date with you!!

emily: oh my god penelope, you better be serious!

penelope: YOU JUST TOLD ME TO BE FUNNY!

i can’t believe i never noticed how kate look at jj she was like “did you just hear what i just heard?”

Y'know I see the second part of this scene posted alot- I mean it's high-key iconic and so funny lmao but the context makes it an surprisingly sweet scene actually. The team is checking an planecrash up so that obviously triggers Kate, and because Spencer sees her she is pretty much put on a spot where she has to share WHY this affects her so much (remember what this job is.) and because of that, she doesn't wants Spencer or anyone else to act as she is made of glass because of it.

So Spencer's line isn't "I had it harder than you I dunno sis 🤷🏽‍♀️" it's his way of making her know nothing would change between her and the rest of the team, just like it didn't change with him. She was put on a position where she had to sharee what she DIDN'T want to mere days (weeks?) after meeting these people, so he decided to share as well so she wouldn't feel alone and uncomfortable.

Also notice how he didn't mention that his dad left him, that is because they are talking about losing people they love-

Anyways Spencer the only man ever.

the way they all of them look hot hurt

the bau + injuries

Chimney: Hey, how about we try something new in the bedroom...

Maddie, flustered: Oh... yeah? What you thinking?

Chimney, seductively: You getting a full eight hours sleep.

Flight Attendant: Before we take off, please ensure that all your small items are safe and secured.

The Buckley-Han's, looking at Maddie:

Maddie, realising: What?

Chimney: Are you secure?

Maddie: What?

Buck: Are you safe?

Maddie:

Maddie: First of all, fuck you both.

Maddie: I had a fight with Chimney yesterday and I told him to get his stuff and leave.

Buck: Well, what did he do?

Maddie: He picked me up and left...

Bobby: *with his hand on Maddie’s stomach to feel the baby kick*

*A couple of minutes later*

Chim: It’s hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.

Buck: Top 10 things Chim said on his wedding night.

Bobby: *baby finally kicking* Woah! It was small, but I think I felt something!

Albert: Top 10 things Maddie said on her wedding night!

Buck: Nice.

Maddie: *laughs*

Chim: Stop laughing at it, Maddie!

Buck, Albert and Ravi: TOP 10 THINGS CHIM SAID ON HIS WEDDING NIGHT!!

Maddie: I have a plot

Chim: an evil one?

Maddie: yes.

Chim: I’m in

this is canon idc

*drunk off their collective asses*

Chim: Eddie! Buck likes you!

Buck: Chim! You said you wouldn't tell!

Eddie: Baby, we're already mar-

Buck: Backstabber! I'm gonna tell Maddie you like her!

Chim: *gasps*

Buck: MADS! CHIM HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!

Maddie, holding baby Jee Yun: Gee, I would never have guessed.

there's something about the cm fandom that really scares me. within the fandom, there are various mini-fandoms where certain headcanons are practically canon for those people, and sometimes when someone doesn't share the same opinions as them, they tend to act aggressively or even judgmentally, and i hate that. often i hold back from posting or saying something bc of fear of this kind of thing, it's kind of sad.

sobbing crying thinking about the fact that this is the girl that had to take care of buck. and drive him to school and make his lunches and cook dinner for him and gave up her own childhood to give him a better one because her parents couldn't do that for them

my favorite cm opening scene of all time. everything about this is perfect from emily getting hit square in the forehead and then wanting to see it again to "physics...magic" to spencer's adorable grinch face to them implying spencer has done this before and to HOTCH SMILING

i ship them more than i ship sarah and grissom

CSI ARCHIVE CSI 1.16 Too Tough to Die

we are the same person

I am trans not because I feel extreme dysphoria as a girl, but I feel extreme euphoria as a boy. The first time I went out in public presenting masculine, and had people refer to me as a boy, filled me with such giddy joy that I can't properly describe. It felt right, it felt like I'd found the missing piece of my life, and that's honestly incredible

literally me rn

you know how it is

why is it so easy for me to write abt alex but writing about any other character is always so difficult? IT'S NOT FAIR 😭😭

alex: youre so weird sometimes...

reid: congratulations! it took you eight months and fifteen days to realize this.

listen, listen to me, spencer/jj was cute in the beginning when it could’ve gone somewhere, like when we could’ve done something with it, but they let it die, and now they’re trying to revive a corpse. and i- i need them desperately to stop it. bc jj has will & she loves him & he loves her & they have children, one of whom is spencer’s godson. so i desperately need them to keep jeid dead. do not revive a long dead corpse. just leave them to fanfic pls. & pls just let them continue being best friends.