Latest Posts by alexblakehusband - Page 9
she is so drama queen i love her
Emily: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.
Emily : The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.
Emily : How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?
Spencer : This is Monopoly.
*spongebob narrator voice* later that evening....
literally one of my favorite lines ever
Derek : “how bad?”
JJ : “ Florida ”
JJ: Did you eat my powdered donuts?
Emily: *mouth full of donuts* no.
JJ: Then what's the white powder on your jeans?
Emily: That's cocaine.
Hotch: how’s the team building exercise going?
Rossi: i want to be perfectly clear: i had nothing to do with this.
*Hotch looks to the team in a cheer pyramid*
Emily, kneeling in human pyramid: rossi is making a terrible spotter, Hotch. he looked away from our building FOUR times.
Reid, wobbling at top of human pyramid: i would like to propose that JJ takes my spot as flyer, i don’t like the look in Derek’s eyes.
Derek, feet firmly planted on the ground: my job is back spot, man! i help airlift you into the air- *claps hands, his smile grows* now fall back already!
JJ, perfectly fine: besides, Spence, we both know i’m stronger than you to hold the team as the base.
Garcia: JJ’s right. but i want to know why i am also on the bottom?? i can’t rally you guys from down here. Emily: Garcia, you are a part of this team. haha, see what i did there? a part? a part of the building?
Hotch: this is not what i meant by team building.
Hotch: however, this is strangely impressive.
i love the dynamic between kate and derek sm i wish we had seen more of them together ☹️
Criminal Minds 10.11 | The Forever People
Emily: I give up. I’m so tired.
Penelope: Quick, get the emergency supply!
Derek: *carries JJ and placing her in front of Emily*
JJ: *smiles*
Emily: AND I’M BACK BABY, LET’S GOOOO
Im just obsessed with her your honor
not to b a whore, but when i say that alex blake, jennifer jareau n emily prentiss can take turns folding me like a pretzel n putting me thru the mattress, i mean that w everything in me.
he also died 👺 go on 🤗
the two horsemen of the bisexual apocalypse
emily: uh oh
jj: what?
emily: i see an angry husband heading our way
jj: yours or mine?
emily: does it matter?
jj: if it's mine, there's a chance we'll live, but if it's yours, we're dead
canon.
imagine jj and emily having a night off right. they both decide to go to a gay club (both for the first time just to see what it's like) and they RUN INTO EACH OTHER..and i just imagine it to go like this
jj: oh my god
emily: oh my god
jj: YOURE GAY???
emily: are YOU gay???
jj: yes but i didn't know you were!!!
emily: im literally so fucking gay its not even funny...wanna fuck?
jj: um YES
the things that pop in my head sometimes idk😭
actually i would be totally chill with an entire episode of blake teaching me linguistics
they sure did.
so..... did blake and erin Fuck. im getting Vibes(TM)
emily wants to touch her so bad its getting sad you guys 😭
Criminal Minds 3.4 'Children of the Dark'
Criminal Minds 16.7 'What Doesn't Kill Us'
rossi: so i was thinking-
alex: dont.
rossi: okay...
*five minutes later*
reid: so i was thinking-
alex: you were? im so proud of you!! tell me more about it!
rossi: are you kiDDING ME?
i was gonna say "i support women's rights but i also support women's wrongs" but my babygurl ain't do NOTHING wrong i repeat she's innocent and deserved so much more
every day i wake up and mourn my losses
emily: i don’t have a crush on anyone
penny: [walks into the room]
emily: i have to gay
emily: GO– i have to go
reid: perfection doesn't exist, it's a concept created by capitalism to influence people to buy products in an attempt to achieve unattainable beauty standards, causing a series of psychological problems that can affect a person for the rest of their lif–
*alex walks by*
reid:
reid: of course, there are always exceptions–
jj: oh, for the love of gOD
i love them so bad (emily is me when im losing)
Emily: [flips monopoly board over] Hotch: Prentiss! Emily: This is why your wife is dead Reid: Emily! Emily: This is why your girlfriend is dead Morgan: Emily: This is why you’re bald Morgan: I DIDNT SAY SHIT!
Rossi : I have a bad feeling.
Emily : What do you mean ?
Rossi : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you into trouble and not to do it ?
Reid : ..No ?
Emily : I have a little voice, but she says the contrary.
Rossi : ..That actually explains so much.
rossi: what's the craziest thing you've ever done sober?
alex: got married
penelope: what's the best thing you've ever done drunk?
alex: got divorced
*derek gives alex a high five*
jj: i got you gurl
kidnapper: i have your child
hotch: which one i have five
kidnapper: the annoying one who won't shut the fuck up
hotch:
hotch: which one i have five
JJ to Henry: a good romance starts with a good friendship
Emily: and a bad romance starts with a ‘ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma, ga ga ohh La La.”
The trio that never was:
Elle Greenaway: Fuck men.
Emily Prentiss: Fuck the police.
Alex Blake: Now class as many linguists will tell you words commonly have multiple meanings and these statements can go either way. However, fascinatingly, these two statements are meant to be interpreted literally in both ways based on context we gather from the speaker's perspective.
Alex Blake: Any Questions?
JJ: I volunteer.
Jeanne is rotting my brain once again, so I made this.
Might have to print this one for the office.
i love my gf
We need to talk about the fact that Alex Blake is canonically very kinky.
Season 8 Episode 13
Rossi: The undub sold his paintings to this place? (BDSM dungeon)
Alex: Reminds me of the 80's.
Rossi: Do I even wanna know?
Alex:
Alex: Probably ;)
HELLO?! WHY IS SHE SO MOMMY
