Alexpilled

you are the bane of my existence.

god should regret giving me hands & access to editing apps.

DNI: - general dni criteria (racists, homophobes, transphobes including terfs & transmeds, antisemites, ableists, pedos/MAPs, other bigots, etc) - jonalex shippers/proshippers in general - nsfw/kink blogs

LINKS: suggestion blog - https://alex-suggestion.tumblr.com/

Ren: Elevator smell is so libidinous. Jonas: You are always using words Ren: Well they’re just sitting there.

the virgin jonas vs the chad alex

Closing the hole with you stupid *toy* will spare your–your *friends* from our bloom, sure, but it will seal *you* up *here* with *us*.

im thinking about how after all the bonding jonas is alone again while alex is stuck in the loop and im :(

is this funny? am i funny? will the oxenfree tumblr fandom let me in now?

pov u ditch ur brother’s funeral with ur best friend cuz it was way too overwhelming and you find out you suck at smoking

i havent unfollowed bc i like laughing at how pathetic everything u post is. hope that helps !

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Alex: I’m not like other girls. Alex: *takes long sip from red solo cup* Alex: I’m worse.

IM GOING TO SCREAM