Jonas Slander - Blog Posts
extremely specific hcs pt 7: how they seal envelopes
alex: licks the envelope gum or whatever it's called
ren: puts a cute sticker on it to keep it shut
nona: uses glue
clarissa: tapes it
jonas: just leaves it open like some kind of heathen
LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS HE WEARING.
please. please i cant do this. jonas please. how can i cosplay you if you look like you just walked out of a thrift store dumpster
WHY IS YOUR CROTCH COMPLETELY SQUARE? ARE YOU USING A RUBIX CUBE AS A PACKER?
im losing my mind
the virgin jonas vs the chad alex
someone needs to take ibispaint x away from me
my shitposts just keep getting worse and worse
me, pointing to jonas: i want that twink Obliterated
jonas is the greasiest looking mfer ive ever seen in my life i cant believe some of u guys are attracted to him. he looks like he doesnt know what conditioner is