Jonas Oxenfree - Blog Posts
weed beanies playlist i made ages ago but never posted. enjoy, my little gay people https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5W20wWMrEeufV8bWdERvPm?si=ee8993af80a64fae
extremely specific hcs pt 7: how they seal envelopes
alex: licks the envelope gum or whatever it's called
ren: puts a cute sticker on it to keep it shut
nona: uses glue
clarissa: tapes it
jonas: just leaves it open like some kind of heathen
LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS HE WEARING.
please. please i cant do this. jonas please. how can i cosplay you if you look like you just walked out of a thrift store dumpster
WHY IS YOUR CROTCH COMPLETELY SQUARE? ARE YOU USING A RUBIX CUBE AS A PACKER?
im losing my mind
how come no one ever talks about how jeremiahs hand should not fit inside his pocket. girl what is this
jonah hand cut off confirmed ?
there is no way in fucking hell that jareds entire god damn hand can fit inside that tiny thing. no way. hes hiding something i can sense it
extremely specific hcs pt 6: do they have their ears pierced
alex: yes
ren: yes
jonas: no
nona: no
clarissa: yes
extremely specific hcs pt 5: do they use tiktok
alex: yes, regularly. mostly posts ootds, music recs, anime reviews, and her goofing around with ren
ren: yes, sometimes. posts completely incomprehensible clips/skits, but they're really funny. think jennmelon and mud.consumer type shit
jonas: no, has never heard of it.
nona: yes, but just to see others' content. she doesn't post anything herself.
clarissa: no, and refuses to download it.
extremely specific hcs pt 4: favorite shows
alex: madoka magica, neon genesis evangelion, serial experiments lain, devilman crybaby
ren: sailor moon, brand new animal, also madoka magica
jonas: doesn't really watch tv
nona: friends [i'm sorry again]
clarissa: the walking dead [she makes fun of it all the time though]
extremely specific hcs pt 3: smells
alex: maraschino cherries, the ocean, blood
ren: weed, nail polish, sugar cookies
jonas: cigarettes, axe body spray, misspent youth
nona: really good perfume that you know you've smelled before but you can't put your finger on what it's called
clarissa: mint, downy fabric softener, spite
extremely specific hcs pt 2: shoes
alex: platform doc martens are her go-to, but she also loves any chunky black boots. definitely pulls out the demonias for special occasions. [ren wants to compliment her on them but instead he whines about her being so much taller than him]
ren: off brand sneakers but he takes care of them
jonas: on brand sneakers but he treats them like shit
nona: uggs [i'm sorry about it but it's true]
clarissa: also goes for black boots, but much less showy ones. being the center of attention is her Least Favorite Thing.
extremely specific hcs: packing
alex: folds everything, albeit a bit sloppily
clarissa: everything folded and packed perfectly
nona: same as clarissa, but she doesn't have to try as hard
ren: tries to fold stuff like alex, but gives up halfway through
jonas: just shoves everything in there haphazardly
music headcanons!
alex: likes a lot of stuff, but typically goes for louder/more aggressive music. punk rock, metal, riotgrrrl, that's her shit. sucker for early paramore.
michael: tended to lean towards lighter stuff than alex, but they did share a few favorites. he'd always go to concerts with her even if it hurt his ears.
ren: shoegaze, obscure indie shit nobody will let him play, hyperpop. also, alex makes him listen to all her faves [he does the same to her, and both of them are starting to like the other's taste but won't admit it yet]
clarissa: doesn't really listen to music [a crime] but alex probably forces her into mitski and sir chloe at some point and she falls in love
nona: bedroom/indie pop, taylor swift
jonas: weezer stan (derogatory)
alex & jonas's sibling relationship is just alex ruthlessly bullying jonas 24/7 and him making bad puns to piss her off every 3-5 business days send tweet
the virgin jonas vs the chad alex
me: maybe i should stop hating on jonas all the time. he really is a great character, and despite getting on my nerves a lot, he's a good brother to alex. my brain: but dude bullying him is so funny
so i made a jonas playlist, specifically to make fun of him, mind you, and then promptly realized i actually enjoyed most of the songs on it - but if anyone asks, i loathe them all. [i am ashamed, yes.] anyway, here it is. @galacticterror come get y’all juice https://open.spotify.com/playlist/60aTEtYTnxyKJbAH7bCh8o
babe wake up new roadkillrabiez fic dropped
i feel like if you asked jonas oxenfree what his favorite band is he would tell you "it's a tie between my chemical romance and abba"
i promise ill eventually post something other than jonas memes
someone needs to take ibispaint x away from me
me after making a shitpost specifically to bring pain to jonas galacticterror: I Have To Inflict This Onto My Tumblr Followers
my shitposts just keep getting worse and worse
character headcanons bc why not
alex - they/it/she, bi
jonas - he/him, gay
ren - he/xe, bi
clarissa - she/her, lesbian
nona - she/her, ace lesbian
these are the only correct ones and everyone else is wrong. /j
me, pointing to jonas: i want that twink Obliterated
jonas is the greasiest looking mfer ive ever seen in my life i cant believe some of u guys are attracted to him. he looks like he doesnt know what conditioner is