Hello I Am Ouch

Watchergate: 4/19-4/22

god gives his most specific, hard to explain genders to his strongest dykes

uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote

omg the weather is getting colder would be such a shame if a girl wanted to hold hands to keep them warm haha imagine that

im someones gf now :D

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

the 0 notes wont stop me from posting every single thought that crosses my mind btw. dont u guys worry about that 

aquarium date? sorry, I mean museum date? sorry, I mean planetarium date? sorry, I mean botanical garden date? sorry, I mean grocery shopping together? sorry, I mean

at any given moment every english major you know is one interesting essay topic away from putting up a cork board and connecting things with red strings